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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
English
#Destiny
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Yo mamas so slutty her exotic weapon is always plan C
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Yo momma so fat she thinks ENGRAMS are crackers Yo momma so fat you have to GO TO ORBIT just to get away from her Yo momma so fat she can't get past level 20. Because she stays away from anything with LIGHT on it.
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+100 destiny laughter nodes!
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Yo mamas so slutty her "black garden" don't need a key
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Damn these are actually pretty good and funny +1
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1 ReplyYo momma so fat she activated Radiance and Astronomers thought the Sun was going supernova
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Yo momma so buffed it took 20 guardians to nerf her
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Yo mama so fat , she aint fit in the Hellmouth.
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4 RepliesYo momma's so fat, the Cabal blew her up just for getting in their way. Yo momma's so ugly, she's the reason the children are frightened anyway.
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Yo mama so ugly, even gorgons wouldnt gaze at her
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Bump.
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Yo mamma so fat when you "go to orbit" you are orbiting her.
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Yo mamma so fat she thought the traveler was a gobstopper.
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6 RepliesYo mama's so dumb she bought tickets to xbox live
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yo mama so ugly Crota fled earth and burrowed into the moon
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Yo momma so fat, bungie had to make 2 expansion passes just to fit her in the game.
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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow guardians thought they were exotic engrams
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4 RepliesEdited by CascadeRanger: 11/13/2014 9:50:17 AMYo momma so ugly, nobody wants to see what she has in the Dark Below.
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2 RepliesEdited by Andy the acolyte: 11/13/2014 4:25:31 AMYo mamma so fat she needs to use 2 shaders just to have the full effect.
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Yo mamma so ugly that the gorgons tried to look at themselves to get away from her.
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Ur momma is so fat she is her own crucible map
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Edited by PH0E: 11/21/2014 3:25:35 PMYo mommas so fat even a cabal wouldn't sleep with her
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Yo mamas so fat her fist of havoc is just her sitting down
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Yo momma so ugly, she's the reason thw vault of mirrors is now called the vault of glass.
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Yo mama's so fat she has two Patrol zones.
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Edited by Gef509: 11/18/2014 9:35:40 AMYo mama so fat even the cabal didn't want her.
