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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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Edited by Misterhon: 11/10/2014 8:35:50 PMYo momma so fat, she's still hoping for an actual bounty candy bar. Yo momma so ugly, even phogoth wouldn't date her. Yo momma so fat, she pushed atheon off by farting.
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Yo Mama's so poor, she brings food stamps to the cryptarch.
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Your momma's so ugly even phogoth says "damn!"
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Edited by x_8-BitZombie_x: 11/10/2014 7:59:23 PMYour mama so fat that when she uses Fist of Havoc on the Moon the splash damage hits Mars...
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your mama so fat they needed to make dlc just to patch her in.
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Yo mama so fat she uses a skiff as a sparrow
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Your mama so fat, makes phogoth look like a dreg
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Your mamma so fat even six warlocks couldn't push her in the vault of glass.
