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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesYo mamas so fat she fell over and crippled the fallen
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Edited by BizarWolf: 11/10/2014 10:32:19 PMYo mama so ugly, she makes Phogoth look like Ms. Universe. Yo mama so ugly, Gorgons won't even look at her.
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Alright everybody YoMamaBinFartin is in da house! - yo mama so frugal she makes the cryptard look like Santa - Yo mama so fat the traveller orbits her - yo mama so nasty, her fart terraformed mercury into a world eating stink bomb - Yo mama so fat she squashed the Warsat before it landed.
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Your mother is so fat, she negated the Templar's Ritual of Negation by rolling over it. Your mother is so ugly, the Gorgons die when she looks at them. Your mother is so dumb, even the Exo Stranger taking the time to explain why she couldn't explain became frustrated.
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Edited by MrWaffles1337: 11/10/2014 10:25:43 PMYo mama's so fat they cant tell the difference with her and the traveler
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Edited by Tanmanrivers: 11/10/2014 10:16:59 PMYour mom is so cheap that I can't even see her leg till I buy the dlc
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Yo mama so ugly, her face cracked the vault of glass!
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your momma so dumb she thought the traveler was the purple ball in the tower
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To mamma so fat and ugly when i saw her i was like "Not the cerberus vae strike again!"
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your momma so fat the traveler used her farts to get from planet to planet
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your momma so ugly tales are told around the city of her to frighten children
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Yo mama is so fat her tampon doesn't fit in the hellmouth... Eww...
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You momma so ugly, someone mistook her for an ogre.
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Yo mama's so fat... she is the game and the reason the rest is in DLC form. THEY CAN'T FIT!
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Yo momma's so fat she takes up all three spots in the strike roster
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Your mama must be a saint. [spoiler] This is the one people tell me all the time. I don't really get it. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Zone: 11/10/2014 8:43:23 PMYo mama is so ugly, its no wonder why Xur is under is hood.
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Yo mama been around the block so many times her V be lookin' like the Hellmouth.
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Yo mamas so stupid, she thought a dreg needed help getting up!
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Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg in crucible and gravy poured out..
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yo mummas so fat they named her phogath ad kept her chained
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yo momma so stupid she bought destiny for you
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2 RepliesYo Mama's so fat the only way inside of her is to glitch in.
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Yo mama so fat, you need to buy the DLC to see her other half.
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Your mama's so fat that her panties requires a six-man raid...
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Edited by Misterhon: 11/10/2014 8:35:50 PMYo momma so fat, she's still hoping for an actual bounty candy bar. Yo momma so ugly, even phogoth wouldn't date her. Yo momma so fat, she pushed atheon off by farting.
