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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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Your mama so dumb she paid for the DLC before she heard about it.
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1 Replyyo mommas so fat titan bubbles won't protect her. Yo mommas so fat she sat on and killed the unfriendly giant. Yo mommas so dumb she had never owned an exotic... Because she hates the color yellow.
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Yo mama so fat she make Cabal look skinny!
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Edited by Oversoul: 11/11/2014 12:28:37 AMYo mama so ugly crota couldnt even go invade earth Yo mama so fat saturn got destroyed by her weight Yo mama so dumb she uses first armor
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Yo momma is so ugly that even a thrall wouldn't chase her.
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Yo momma so old she owes the traveler motes
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Yo mama so dumb she can't locate Xur on Cryday.
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Yo momma so loose she is the only thing with a bigger hole than the destiny story line.
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1 ReplyEdited by Dovahturk: 11/10/2014 11:18:59 PMYo momma's vagina is like the nexus. It's always opening.
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yo mama so ugly the Templar negated himself yo mama so hairy Shaxx used her butt hair t make his shoulder pads yo mama so ugly she's required to be a bladedancer to so invisibility would hide her yo mama so fat a cabal asked her to marry him
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Yo mama so fat the Darkness runs from her gravitational pull
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1 ReplyYour mama is so broke, Bungie wouldn't even fix her.
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Yo momma's so ugly, thralls run away from her!
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Yo' momma so ugly Phogoth said [i]"Daaaaaaamn"[/i]!
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Yo momma so ugly, Xur sold a special cloak just for her.
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Yo mommas so fat she can't fit in a titan shield
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2 RepliesEdited by Dovahkrunk: 11/10/2014 10:03:48 PMYo mama so scurvy she got the Sword of Crota for a prosthetic leg. Yo mama so ghetto she brags about "gold digging" on Rahool after he gave her a green engram. Yo mama so damn nasty that when she opens her legs, hive seeders fall the eff out. Yo mama so dog-ass fugly that even thralls wolf-whistle at her. And she likes it. Yo mama cankle is so thick that taking her shoe off is considered completion of an exotic bounty. Yo mama ass is so big and so snow white that the Queen thought the Traveler split itself in half. Yo mama so dagnasty when she dropped her drawls, devil walkers fell out. Then they exploded. Yo mama head so huge she uses the Vault of Glass as a monocle. Yo mama so fat each meal is a 3-part DLC. Yo mama so foul that the chirren are frightened anyway. Yo mama so repulsive that the Prince of The Reef is nice to her. Yo mama so damn fat and huge that she wears the Darkness as a g string. Yo mama so stank that not throwing up in her presence is an achievement. Yo mama's neck rolls are so deep, yo daddy found an exotic in there. Yo mama so ugly that when Crota woke up he yelled OH HELL NAWW and went back to sleep. Yo mama got so many rolls that it takes 3 Titans' Fist of Havok to find the spot.
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Yo mamma is so fat even atheon can't teleport her.
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[quote]I'll start: 1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event. 2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave. 3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar. 4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid. 5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately. 6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything. 7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice. 8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her. 9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always. 10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal. 11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon. 12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her. 13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her. 14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round. 15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.[/quote]your mama so stupid she thought the crypt arch was xur
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3 RepliesYo mamma so fat her crap is a nova bomb. Yo mamma so fat she brought the darkness just by standing up. Yo mamma so fat the darkness was just one of her craps I know really bad
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your momma so lazy shes uses a sparrow at wal mart
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Yo mama so nasty Rahool calls her dildo a powerful piece of weaponry.
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Yo mama so fat she ovulated and made the traveler.
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Yo mamma so fat the Traveler is actually her luggage when she visits.
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6 RepliesYo mama so fat, when she wears white, Guardians think it's the Traveller! Yo mama so dirty, the Hive have to take a bath after being near her! Yo mama so ugly, when a Gorgon sees her, the Gorgon dies! Yo mama so stupid, she picked up some spinmetal and started rotating! Yo mama so fat, when she wore a black checked shirt, we thought it was a conflux! Yo mama so fat, she makes a Cabal look like a size zero! Yo mama so fat, a ward of dawn shield only protects her ankle! Yo mama so ugly, when she killed a Sunsinger with Fireborn, they stayed down! Yo mama so ugly, she lost to an Acolyte in a beauty contest! Yo mama so ugly, Sekrion keeps his shield over his eyes!
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2 RepliesYo mamas so fat she fell over and crippled the fallen
