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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
English
#Destiny
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7 13 & 15 were the funniest XD hahahaha #ihavetears
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Yo mama so fat, "The Darkness" is just the nickname for her wet spot.
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1 ReplyYo mamma so fat, that she refers to everything under her belly button as "The Dark Below."
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5 RepliesYo mamma so fat the Cabal blew her up, just for getting in their way.
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1 ReplyYo mama so stank, her gyno changed his name to Doctor Nope.
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Yo mama so fat, her Destiny is Jenny Craig.
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Yo mamma so fat, you have down the button for 6 hours just to get her to go to orbit.
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yo mamma has seen more purple helmets than the titan vanguard.
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Yo momma so old she has "fallen" and can't get up
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7 RepliesLmao. Yo momma so ugly she has to keep her helmet on in the Tower.
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Yo mama so fat her mouth is hellmouth
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Yo Mama is so fat, when they made a flesh-light modeled after her vagina, they named it Pocket Infinity!
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3 RepliesYo mama's so fat the traveler visited [i]her[/i].
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Yo mama is so dumb, the speaker COULDN'T tell her of the great war.
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10 RepliesYo mama so fat she's rank 100 with McDonalds
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Yo mama so ugly that she was sent to the dark below Ask eris
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Yo mama so ugly she went into the hellmouth and came out with a job application for an ogre
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Yo mama so ugly that bungie removed her from the first update
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1 ReplyMy favorite.. Yo momma is so dumb that the Exo Stranger had to take time to explain why she didn't have time to explain.
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Yo mama so dumb , she thinks the relic cleanses her akne
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*claps* these are great
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Yo mamas so old if you go through the portal to the past in VoG she's already waiting for you with the relic
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Yo mama so fat, we gave up her to keep the hive away from earth
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Yo mama so ugly the Gorgons gazed at her and died.
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Yo momma so fat she broke the climbing tree. Yo momma so old she shits relic iron. Yo momma so ugly an ogre fell in love
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Yo mamas so slutty her exotic weapon is always plan C
