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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
English
#Destiny
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Yo mama so fat......she fell......this started the great collapse.
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Your mamas so fat she's being released as a new planet in DLC.
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Edited by MrMic2k14: 11/11/2014 12:14:27 PMYour mamas so fat when she bends over it looks like the traveller gave birth to twins.
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Yo momma so dumb she don't have time to explain why she don't have time to explain
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Yo mama so poor, she lives in the Vault of Cardboard!
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Yo momma so fat she was discovered before the traveler
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Yo momma so fat she fell in the summoning pit and got stuck
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Yo mama so fat, the darkness couldn't even consume her.
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Your mum is so fat she was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes
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6 RepliesEdited by ShockNawe: 11/11/2014 6:31:33 PMYour mama's so fat she needs two ghosts to come back to life. Your mama's so dumb she brings her engrams to the speaker. Your mama's so ugly she made Phogoth cry. Your mama's so annoying Atheon helps us push her off the ledge. Your mama's so ugly supplicants avoid her. Your mama's so fat we had to leave her outside the vault. Your mama's so ugly the Traveler woke up and said "DAMN THATS AN UGLY BITCH" and immediately died again. Your mama's so dumb the Cryptarch still gives her greens for purples. Your mama is so fat she makes the gravity on the moon the same as earth. Your mama is so fat, there's no content in the reef cause she ate it all. Your mama is so dumb she popped her own bubble. Your mama is so dumb all her weapon slots are chatterwhite.
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Yo momma so fat, she needs 3 shaders just to cover her Yo momma so stupid, she thought the Cryptarch would give her a good reward Yo momma so ugly, bungie had to add a new race for her chacter
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I could tell you why your mama is so fat, but the children are scared anyways
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Yo mama´s so ugly she´s called Spawn of Crota Yo mama´s so ugly the Gorgon´s wouldn´t look at her Yo mama´s so ugly, if she were an Engram she´d be rank OHGODPLEASENO
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5 RepliesEdited by Jinxer31: 11/11/2014 8:12:03 AMYo mama so fat she is the traveller. Yo mama so ugly the gorgon's die from seeing her. Yo mama so dumb she tried to feed her sparrow bird seed.
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Yo moma so ugly, she's the reason Crota is hiding...
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Yo momma so fat i took a picture of her in the tower on launch day, and its still printing. ............ .... . . . . . .
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4 RepliesYour mama's so fat, Bungie banned her for being in multiple DLC areas at once.
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Yo mama so ugly even the Traveler couldn't perform a miracle on her.
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2 RepliesYo mama so dumb even Plan C didn't work. Yo mama so dumb when you ask for Truth, she tells you the truth. Yo mama so ugly the Third Man was reconsidering that threesome Yo mama so fat she ate the Lucky Raspberry Yo mama so dumb a decoherent engram suddenly becomes coherent.
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Yo momma so fat you get teleported to her when trying to go to orbit.
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Have you heard how fat yo mama is? We've heard the legends!
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly, she's the reason the Supplicants blow themselves up. Yo mama so ugly even Trueseeker rounds don't wanna seek her. Yo mama is the reason Xur only comes on weekends and keeps changing places. Poor dude's scared to hell... Yo mama so fat, Shin Malphur's Last Word was "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"
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Wow you all know my mamma so well which one of you is my dad lol
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Your mamas so fat she cant use her glide
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Yo mama so fat, she blocked out most of the DLC on the disc....
