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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
English
#Destiny
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You're mums so ugly her clan are from the moon
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Yo mama so ugly, the hive won't even attack her
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Yo mama so fat, she got stuck in the Black Gate
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2 RepliesYo Momma's so ugly I failed to Gjallahorn.
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But I like 7.
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The dumb and fat ones were weak but the ugly ones had me laughing.
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Edited by Chroniclerope: 11/11/2014 2:49:49 PMYo mama so fat, she married Valus Ta'aurc
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[b]2, 14, and 15 LMAO XD 😂[/b]
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Yo moma so fat, no one else could join the raid group.
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Yo mama so fat, her ghost scanned her for "Golden Age Rolls". He should open up a bakery.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to turn on the TV with the Universal Remote. Yo mama's so ugly, when she put on the Jackolyte the screams got louder. Yo mama's so fat that the Fallen and Cabal tried to conquer her because they thought she was another planet
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Lmfao Well played sir
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10 RepliesYo momma is so fat, "the darkness" is actually just her shadow.
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Yo mama so fat her warlock glide is more like a warlock drag
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Yo momma so fat, the travelers her ghost. Yo momma so ugly, she makes gorgons explode
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Edited by I--am--Sloth: 11/11/2014 12:57:28 PMYo mama so fat, the 2 fusion kill bounty can be done on her in one shot. Yo mama so ugly, even the Gorgons won't gaze upon her. Yo mama so fat, she can open all 3 plates to the Vault by herself.
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Yo mamma so fat the Hive took a piece of her instead of the Traveler's Yo mamma so fat she can complete the Dark Garden mission just by sitting in front of the Portal Yo mamma so fat getting around her is an exotic bounty Yo mamma so fat she needs to use a ship as a Sparrow Yo mamma so ugly she didn't get the pumpkin heads, coz Bungie though she was already using a scary mask Yo mamma so ugly when Phogoth saw her he asked "mommy?" Yo mamma so ugly Goblins blow their own heads so they don't need to see her Yo mamma so ugly Crota is comin' back to propose her Yo mamma so old she's considered a Golden Age relic Yo mamma so old [i]she[/i] needed to revive her Ghost Yo mamma so old she appears in a grimoire card Yo mamma so old she was on Destiny's poster in Halo 3: ODST
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Your momma so fat the double jump was meant to be the first.
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yo momma jokes are op, please nerf
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Effing hell! Thread of the year 100/10 !
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1 ReplyYo mama so ugly Phogoth says dayumn. Yo mama so ugly my exotic Hard Light became a normal Soft Light. Yo mama so ugly the Vex won't even come out of the doors in VoG, hell the Templar don't even spawn. Yo mama so fat I swore she was a planet but was cut out for DLC Yo mama so fat she consumes the Darkness. Yo mama so fat she's stuck at all the dark corners of time. Yo mama so fat she appears in both Venus and Mars.
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Your mama is so fat even in space she weighs a little bit..
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I could tell you about how ugly your mama is. And I could tell you about how fat your mama is. But I won't.
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Haha those are so clever!
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Your mama so dumb, she thought the Traveler was her Daddy. So she went to see her Daddy... Your mama so ugly, the Traveler awoke and left. After that... Your mama so fat, everyone thought she was the Traveler.
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Yo mama so fat......she fell......this started the great collapse.
