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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
English
#Destiny
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Yo mama is so ugly that the Gorgons are actually trying to prevent us from seeing her. Yo mama is so fat the original message was "You are forever lost in the dark corners of your mama." Yo mama is so fat she ate part of Destiny.Now it's kown as "cut content". Yo mama is so fat that Titans were made to move her out.And they failed.
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Yo mama so ugly the game gives error code Baboon rather than load her in.
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Edited by kklathan8613: 11/11/2014 4:54:32 PMYo mama's so ugly that wizard came from the moon to escape her
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1 ReplyYour mama's so ugly thralls run away from her.
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Edited by EwCringe: 11/11/2014 3:02:57 PMYo mama so ugly, Gorgons are the ones being turned to stone.
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Yo mamas so fat even bungie said that she doesn't have enough bandwidth Yo mamas so fat she put on a yellow suit and went BUNGIE jumping and people thought the sun was falling Yo mamas so ugly xur said wtf
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Yo mama so fat and ugly I don't have time to tell you why I don't have time to tell you about it.
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Yo mama so fat she always push Atheon and everyone on her fireteam off the edge as soon as she spawn.
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Yo mama's like a Destiny character. Done at 30.
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Your mama so fat that all of her exotic gears descriptions were "shard me please!!"
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Yo Mama is so stupid she tried to store her supplies in Pocket Infinity
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Yo mama so fat she tried to jump the hellmouth and got stuck.
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Ur mama so fat she gjallarhorn'd herself and didn't die.
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yo mama so ugly the Templar erased itself from existence
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Your mama's so fat and ugly, the Hive tried to chain her up in the summoning pits.
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Edited by Dmic218 PS3GE : 11/11/2014 5:21:57 PMYour mama is so fat she never fits in the relic shield bubble.
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All of these.
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Yo mamma is so fat a kel confused her for a ketch
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The last one.
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Holy shit these are good.
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Edited by andregramo: 11/11/2014 5:21:06 PM1. Yo mama is so fat she eats Travelers like if they were candies. 2. Yo momma's so fat she takes up all 12 slots in the crucible roster
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Yo momma's so fat she's in both time periods.
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[quote]10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.[/quote] GOTTEM!
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Yo mama's so fat, even ghost can't resurrect her from the ground
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Brilliant post, OP! Thanks.
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You're mums so ugly her clan are from the moon
