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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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1) Yo momma so fat, every class, including the hunters, became the hunted. 2) Yo momma so fat, Gjallarhorn's wolf pack rounds made her tickle. 3) Yo momma so ugly, it's the reason why the speaker always has his helmet on (even in the tower!) 4) Yo momma so slutty, she gave Kaz Hirai a BJ to have Hawkmoon/Monte Carlo a PS exclusive for a year. 5) Yo momma so stupid, she went out to orbit every time she died in the vault of glass, thinking it was nightfall. 6) Yo momma so dumb, she bought a book on "Loot Caves For Dummies" 7) Yo momma so stupid, she always calls The Last Word, The Last of Us. 8) Yo momma so fat, Atheon took grenades to the knee while using all his powers to teleport her. 9) Yo momma is so stupid, she dismantled Icebreaker because she said it was broken for not being able to reload. 10) Yo momma is so stupid she created three Titans, because she likes the look of the Hunters.
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[quote]4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.[/quote] Good lord.
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Yo mama so fat there ain't a patch big enough for her loot caves.
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Yo momma so skinny she can hide behind the sword of crota.
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1 Replyyo mamas so ugly she's xur yo mamas so poor she makes the shader lady look like shes not homeless
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Your momma so nasty The Traveler orbits her waistline to fight back the darkness.
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1 Reply4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid. LMFAOOOO im weak
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Your mama so fat, even a Cabal wouldn’t date her! Your mama so old, she predates the Vex! Your mama so mean, the Fallen give her 4 bitch slaps at once! You mama so ugly, she takes beauty advice from the Hive!
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Edited by Nitemare667: 11/11/2014 8:27:44 PMYo mama so ugly even the speaker told her. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the fireteam Yo mama so ugly even the gorgons blew themselves up Yo mama so fat it takes a sparrow, a maze and a jumping puzzle just to see the other side of her
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4 RepliesEdited by Meliha: 11/11/2014 5:33:20 PMYo mama is SO dumb. That when they told her to push back the darkness... [spoiler]She tried to tackle her own shadow.[/spoiler] Yo mama is SO FAT... [spoiler]That Master Rahool is feeding her all our engrams like skittles.[/spoiler] Yo mama IS SO DAMN UGLY... [spoiler]That Kabr could have won against the Vex, took one look, and was like "Damn can you unmake that?" [b]THE VEX SAID YES AND SO HERE WE ARE[/b][/spoiler] YO MAMA SO FAT... [spoiler]That it didn't rain on Mars, that bitch was just sweatin'.[/spoiler] Yo mama so dumb she popped Ward of Dawn and missed.
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat, Goliaths use her as an airbag. Yo mama so fat, she can plug up the Hellmouth. Yo mama so fat, she can hold all 3 Vex Plates at the same time. Yo mama so ugly, she breaks the Black Heart.
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You mama so fat she can fit more in the folds on her back than in the vault
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Yo mama so fat it's a miracle that she can glide let alone jump
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2 RepliesYour mamas so ugly when the Gorgons see her they're the ones that wipe!
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Your mamas so fat, she popped the purple ball
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Edited by lilboybrown: 11/11/2014 7:59:12 PMHere is some i though of Yo mama so ugly that when see when she looked at the vault of glass it broke. Yo mama so fat that her character took up up 1 terabyte. Yo mama so fat her super charge was a fart bomb.
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Yo mamma so dumb she can't explain why she doesn't have time to explain her explaining.
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Yo mama so fat she got legendary engrams stuck in her fat rolls. It's not RNGesus's fault after all!
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat, she needs 20 Ghosts to transmat her.
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yo mama so stupid she thought destiny was a good game Yo mana so stupid she thought VOG would give her raid gear.
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Your momma so fat, she cried so many Olympus tears it filled up her titan bubble belly button.
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I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain how fat your mom is.
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Yo mama so fat I started the match, killed her once and it counted as 20 kills.
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Yo mama so ugly, [i]Super Good Advice[/i] rounds avoid her on purpose.
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ROTFLMAO!!!! thanks needed that today!
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Yo mama is so ugly that the Gorgons are actually trying to prevent us from seeing her. Yo mama is so fat the original message was "You are forever lost in the dark corners of your mama." Yo mama is so fat she ate part of Destiny.Now it's kown as "cut content". Yo mama is so fat that Titans were made to move her out.And they failed.
