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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to 'talk it out' with thralls
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Yo mama so nasty , she got a black garden downstair.
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4 RepliesYour mama so fat Bungie created a new 1 piece raid set called the "moomoo of Light" with flowered shader
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Yo mama so fat, that the she actually makes up the entire inside of the traveler.
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Your mama so dumb that she thinks harpies is a disease you get from sleeping with an Exo.
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Yo momma so ugly the hive wizards thought she was one of em.
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Oh these are awesome.
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Yo mama so nasty she farts the darkness
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2 RepliesEdited by warren f00l: 11/12/2014 1:53:10 PMYo mama so fat, she opened the spire without even moving Yo mama so ugly, phogath said " -blam!- no dude, you crazy?" Yo mama so dumb, she thought she was accually haunted by her ghost
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Edited by SmokeShadow_27: 11/11/2014 7:05:57 PMAwesome thread! I will add: Yo mama so fat, she calls the never ending bag of Twinkies in her purse Pocket Infinity Yo mama so fat, after diets and lypo failed, it was time to resort to Plan C Yo mama so dumb, she wears Praedyth's Timepiece around her neck like Flava Flav Yo mama so dumb, she covered last night's leftovers with Praetorian Foil. Yo mama so fat, an all you can eat greasy buffet ended up being her Fatebringer Yo mama so fat, a Corrective Measure is needed for her dress fitting after each meal. Yo mama so fat, there is no need for an Icebreaker if you see her at a party. You won't be talking to her anyways. Yo mama so fat, it requires a whole lot of Patience and Time just to find her hot spot beneath all that belly. Yo mama so fat, they call her Thunderlord. Yo mama so fat, Gjallahorn couldn't even OHK her fat ass. Yo mama so fat, they need a Mida Multi Tool just to get her out of her room. Yo mama so fat, the Truth is she needs to lose a lot of weight. Yo mama so fat, nobody could watch tv last night because the Universal Remote was stuck in a fat roll in her lower back. Yo mama so fat, every tire on my Monte Carlo popped when I gave her a ride home last night. Yo mama so fat, I shot her in the head and finished my Colossus grimoire card. Yo mama so fat, people wonder who let Phogoth out of his chains when they see her.
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Yo mama so fat she can't fit in anywhere in the Reef. Yo mama so fat her Ghost transmats her everywhere. Yo mama so fat she feels no recoil. Yo mama so fat bullets can't overpenetrate her. Yo mama so dumb Vanguards hate her,. Yo mama so dumb the Armamentarium can't remedy it. Yo mama so dumb she's not allowed to play as an Warlock. Yo mama so dumb she throws away Ascendant Materials. Yo mama so ugly even Phogoth despises her. Yo mama so ugly Wizards try to resurrect her. Yo mama so ugly Xur leaves whens she comes. Yo mama so ugly she can't enter matchmaking.
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Yo mama is so dumb she is the [b]fate of all fools[/b]
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Yo mama so fat, if she was a video game you'd have to have DLC to see all content
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Yo Mama is so ugly she makes Phogoth look good!
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2 RepliesEdited by PunchOut85: 11/11/2014 12:40:46 AMYo mama so ugly, gate lords tear their own eyes out. Yo mama so fat, her thigh has it's own Vault Yo mama so dumb she thought a pulse rifle was a vibrator. Yo mama so fat, she can control all three points in the crucible at the same time!
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Edited by XJSUB: 11/12/2014 12:09:34 AMYo momma is so ugly, that bungie felt bad and gave her the fate of all fools.
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Your mom is sooooooooooooooo fat...... When she sits around the tower, SHE SITS AROUND THE TOWER!!!! She's soooooooooooo fat.... When I'm done having sex with her i have to return to orbit just to get off her. Your mom's breath stinks soooooo bad... Phogoth looks foward to her farts!
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Yo mama so ugly that Phogoth rips his chains and runs before she gets to his lair Yo mama so dumb she discarded an exotic engram for the Glimmer Yo mama so fat that she sat on the Traveler and the Cabal popped out Yo mama so skanky she makes the Hellmouth look tight Yo mama so fat that Skiffs went on strike
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Edited by Guardian5445: 11/11/2014 11:47:08 PMYo mama so dumb, she 200+ hours in the game without a kill. Yo mama so old, she came before the traveler. Yo mama so fat, she is the traveler. Yo mama so ugly, she made phogoth jump off the ledge. Yo mama so short, she rides shanks instead of sparrows. Yo mama so garbage, she got the best loot in the game from crucible. Yo mama so ugly, the cryptarch gave her a common on an exotic engram. Yo mama so fat, her party's full when she's alone. Yo mama so fat, she broke the tower. Yo mama so fat, she doesn't have a double jump. Yo mama so fat, she couldn't make it through the vault door. Yo mama so ugly, she used her gaze on the gorgons. Yo mama so ugly, atheon teleported himself Lmao, that's all i cab think of right now, but this post was hella funny, the one about the timebreaker and the gorgons was hella funny haha
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Edited by RevanOnyx: 11/11/2014 11:47:52 PMYo mamma so fat, she can raise the spire from one location. Yo mamma so fat, when she landed on the moon the Hellmouth was created
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1 ReplyYour mom is so ugly she made my hard light limp...
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Edited by Zaskar: 11/11/2014 10:23:04 PMYour mama so fat she makes the screen shake more than phogoth.
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat the rest of her comes in DLC.
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Yo momma so fat, killing her finished my walker bounty.
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Xur used to have a perfect complexion until he went down on yo momma.
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1) Yo momma so fat, every class, including the hunters, became the hunted. 2) Yo momma so fat, Gjallarhorn's wolf pack rounds made her tickle. 3) Yo momma so ugly, it's the reason why the speaker always has his helmet on (even in the tower!) 4) Yo momma so slutty, she gave Kaz Hirai a BJ to have Hawkmoon/Monte Carlo a PS exclusive for a year. 5) Yo momma so stupid, she went out to orbit every time she died in the vault of glass, thinking it was nightfall. 6) Yo momma so dumb, she bought a book on "Loot Caves For Dummies" 7) Yo momma so stupid, she always calls The Last Word, The Last of Us. 8) Yo momma so fat, Atheon took grenades to the knee while using all his powers to teleport her. 9) Yo momma is so stupid, she dismantled Icebreaker because she said it was broken for not being able to reload. 10) Yo momma is so stupid she created three Titans, because she likes the look of the Hunters.
