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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesYo momma so fat the Speaker thought she was the traveller Yo momma so ugly when Atheon saw her face he lost himself in time just to get away from her Yo momma so ugly even phogoth wont tap dat yo momma so stupid her super good advise is just a magic eight ball on a stick yo momma so ugly even the gorgons pretend not to notice her
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Yo mama so dumb she bought this game for you
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1 ReplyYo momma is so fat, her small intestine is the next raid.
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Edited by Alluring: 11/12/2014 5:48:43 PM1-your mama is so fat bungie is going to try and nerf her on the next patch. 2- your mama is so dumb she thinks patience and time is a virtue.
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Yo momma so fat she uses the traveller as an anal bead!
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Edited by OuroborosWrath: 11/12/2014 5:58:27 PMYo mama so fat she gets mistaken for the traveler. Yo mama so fat she fills up all the FireTeam slots by herself!
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11 and 15 are the best.
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Yo mama so fat the defender bubble doesn't protect her. Yo mama so fat you'll never be able to explore her all. Yo mama so dumb she can't wake the hive. Yo mama so dumb she dies trying to get a green engran in a nightfall strike.
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Number 11 made me chuckle
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5 RepliesYo mama so fat, she ate the Traveler thinking it was a tic-tac Yo mama so fat the next DCL features a Patrol on her ass Yo mama so ugly she is forced to keep her helm on while in the tower Yo mama so fat that when she plays the weekly strike she gets a Calorie Burn modifier.
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Edited by justmejulz: 11/12/2014 3:50:38 PMLmao at 4
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Your mom is SO fat that the darkness is her snatch, the traveler is her tampon and the ghost are her crabs!!!
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Edited by UK Dragun0v: 11/12/2014 3:49:47 PMYour mama's so ugly she gets error code Orangutan Your mama's so fat she gets error code Hippo
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Yo mama so ugly, Guardians cast darkness around her instead of light!
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Yo mama so fat she knocks the templar off the edge
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Yo mama so fat she is The Tower Yo mama so fat Destiny 2 already named her Jupiter. Yo mama so fat She thinks the Hive have honey. Yo mama so fat it takes a whole raid fire team to revive her.
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Your mama so fat, she can camp all 3 sync plates at once...
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This is hilarious! Especially #15.
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These were good, have to admit, they made me laugh.
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1 ReplyYo momma soooo fat even the speaker couldn't tell you how she got that big!
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Yo mama so fat, she needs both expantions to get her armor on Yo mama so stupid, she thought super good advice would help her in life Yo mama so stupid, even with all legendaries she doesnt have any intellect
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Loved 14 and 15.
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yo mamma so fat valus ta'aurc wont let her ride him in fear of being crushed.
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Yo mama so fat, even Phogoth the Untamed said "DAAAYUM!" Yo mama so dumb that even The Speaker couldn't communicate with her. Yo mama so ugly that even the Cabal avoided her.
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That last one got me !! Haha
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to 'talk it out' with thralls
