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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyEdited by l Ellz l: 11/11/2014 1:24:03 PMYo moma's so fat that when she takes a shit, the vex end up worshipping it as their god. Yo moma's so dumb, she spent 3 days reading the Mythocast's Description. Yo moma's so ugly that when she farts, golden ages collapse on themselves.
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You mama so fat she makes the cabal look like they're in shape
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[quote]I'll start: 1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event. 2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave. 3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar. 4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid. 5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately. 6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything. 7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice. 8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her. 9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always. 10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal. 11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon. 12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her. 13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her. 14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round. 15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.[/quote]Yo mama so fat I was playing crucible with her and she was on the other team and I had a red radar
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Edited by Moxxus38-5: 11/12/2014 11:44:57 PMYour mama's so dumb I DEFINITELY don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain. Yo mama so slutty, she will fight 5 waves of cabal while her ghost orders her some Titan summer sausage.
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Yo momma so fat, when she jumps from her ship the game thinks it's a Warsat event Yo momma so fat, I shot her in the ass thinking she was a Cabal Yo momma so fat she wears two sparrows as shoes and still can't get around
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Your mamas so fat she uses a titan bible as a shower cap
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Yo mama so fat when she went to orbit she got stuck.
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1 ReplyI don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to make jokes....
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Yo momma so fat, the Darkness is just her ass casting a shadow? Yo momma so fat, the Traveler followed her around thinking she was a new planet?
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Your mama's so fat, everytime she turns around her super is charged!
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1 ReplyYou mamma so dumb she thinks the darkness is the same as Ebola.
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Yo mama so fat it takes every type of super at once to kill her
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So fat she spawns in the hangar...lol awesome.
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3 and 4 are the best. Good stuff.
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I died from reading all of these jokes. XD
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Yo momma's so ugly the Hive mistook her for Crota
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I could tell you why yo mama so fat, so dumb, so ugly.
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1 ReplyYou mama so fat when it gets dark on a public event it's really just her shadow.
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3 RepliesYo mamma so fat, she thought Sepkis Prime was her missing contact lens. Yo mamma so ugly, during a nightfall she is the burn modifier. Yo mama so stupid, she got lost at the beginning of the game.
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat she's bigger than the story
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15...
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#4 is legit
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Yo mama so fat, while the fire team gets the 5th chest, she has to take the normal route down
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Edited by Capt NSFW_Beard: 11/12/2014 7:29:08 PMYour mama so poor her highest currency is glitter Your mama so fat she baths in the hell mouth Your mama so fat ghosts get pulled into her gravitational pull
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2 RepliesYo momma so fat the Speaker thought she was the traveller Yo momma so ugly when Atheon saw her face he lost himself in time just to get away from her Yo momma so ugly even phogoth wont tap dat yo momma so stupid her super good advise is just a magic eight ball on a stick yo momma so ugly even the gorgons pretend not to notice her
