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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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Yo mama so fat,she uses a Ketch as her sparrow.
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Yo mama is so fat,when she spawns she puts every guardian down.
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3 RepliesYo mama so ugly, she turned my "hard light" into soft light [spoiler]So immature lol[/spoiler]
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Your momma so ugly, when omingal ( probably didn't spell that right.) sees her, it silences her screams
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2 RepliesYo mama so dumb [b]and[/b] fat that when she came on the forums to do a raid and saw that they were after 29+ she thought hey were on about weight in stone and turned up on her level 24 warlock. Am I right guys?
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#3 the best so far
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1 ReplyYour mama so fat she captured all three flags at the same time.
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2 RepliesEdited by UberKills612: 11/15/2014 7:53:29 PMYo momma so fat, if she was Atheon, she'd fall off both sides of the edge. Yo momma so dirty she calls her vagina the Dark Below Yo momma so fat Valus Ta'arc is her ex Yo momma so ugly when she wakes up, Dinklebot says "We've woken the hive!" Yo momma so old Crota stole her virginity Yo momma so fat she used the sword of Crota as a butterknife Yo momma so fat her player ship is 2 fallen Ketches taped together Yo momma so old the Vex call her Grandma Yo momma so fat, when she dies in the crucible, you get a multi kill Yo momma so ugly Shriekers stay silent near her Yo momma so ugly she never dies when she's playing because bullets run from her Yo momma so dumb she said nerf public education Yo momma so dumb, she scrapped her raid boots to max her rares Yo momma so fat not even the traveler could raise her spirits Yo momma so short Titans knee her and get head shots Yo momma so fat when the warsat hits her, it bounces off I'm done for now. Adding more tomorrow. Yo momma so ugly wherever she spawns is a darkness zone Yo momma so fat she sat on a Gorgon and turned it into a relic Yo momma so fat, the Psion Flayers are holding her in orbit, waiting for the order to drop her
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Yo cabal mama is so fat she needs at least 3 jetpacks to only het out of her bed
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Edited by Seraph Kupo: 1/5/2015 9:12:38 PMYo momma loves cheese so much, even crota has to kneel before her
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Yo mama so fat the speaker thought she was the traveler in disguise.
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Yo mamas so ugly, her gaze kills the gorgons Yo mamas so fat, she doesn't even fit in hellmouth
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Edited by Dovahkrunk: 11/11/2014 10:17:22 PMYo mama so dirty that the Hive banned her for sanitation reasons Yo mama so dirty she got more clap than the imaginary audience at the end of Destiny's story Yo mama so dirty I told her to do the robot and now Xander 99-40 has AIDS Yo mama breath so foul every time she talks the Reef evacuates Yo mama so dirty Guardians want to use her bathwater as black shaders Yo mama so dirty I asked her where the Devil's Lair is. She spread her legs and said 'you're looking at it' Yo mama so fat she sat on a Glass Minuet and turned it into an uncommon Sparrow Yo mama so fat that when she twerked she turned into a wrecking ball, and made Hellmouth Yo mama so fat she blocked the signal from the Shrine of Oryx Yo mama so fat she sat on a piece of glimmer and made it a blu-ray DVD
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Yo momma so dirty, she better at kneeling for cheese than crota.
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1 ReplyYo momma so ugly thralls run the other way. Yo momma so fat phogoth uses her panties as a blanket. Yo momma so dumb Dinkelbot can open a door faster than her.
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Yo mama like a nightfall strike- Can be soloed, but easier with a group ;)
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Edited by Totsugeki: 11/11/2014 10:30:45 PMYo mama's so fat, when she loads into the raid the Templar teleports and atheon gets pushed off immediately. Yo mama's so ugly, the gorgons self destruct. Yo mama's so ugly when she got her first exotic weapon, truth, the weapon description said "glad I don't have any eyes" Yo mama's so old that when atheon sends you back in time, you can look at cave paintings of yo mama.
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Your mother is so fat she's the new boss for an upcoming strike.
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat Atheon sends her into the timestream alone. Yo mama so fat the Templar pushes her off the edge. Yo mama so ugly the Gorgons kill themselves with their gaze. Yo mama so fat the Traveler is her Ghost.
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Yo mamas so fat every step she takes is a fist of havoc. THATS A HUGE BITCH!!!
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Edited by Bucket of Tears: 12/2/2014 9:19:09 PMYo mama's so fat the traveler is her jump ship. Yo mama's so fat the Cabal Land tank is her sparrow
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Edited by DuuJ: 12/2/2014 9:44:55 PMYo mammas so fat, as soon as she gets on the platform, the Templar is pushed off the edge. Yo mammas so fat and hairy the black garden is her bush.
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Yo momma so fat she is considered obese to the cabal. Idk maybe I'm bad at this...
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7 13 & 15 were the funniest XD hahahaha #ihavetears
