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Edited by Im Panther Land:
11/10/2014 1:37:23 AM
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>be me "I felt a girl's butt last thursday"
>in school
>in AP US history
>using laptops in class
>class is about to end
>I have spent whole class looking at 1 girl
>she gets up to put laptop away
>I get up to put laptop away
>get behind her
>shes hot af and in yoga pants
>she starts to put laptop away
>she squats down
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>she stands up
>cable falls out of cart
>she bends over to put it back in
>( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
>can't control myself
>turns around
>my hands at my side
>she walks by me and brushes her butt against my hand
>( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
>its soft and warm and feels so good
>I play cool and act like I didn't notice
u jelly?
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1 ReplySequel to OPs story >be OP >touches yoga pants girls ass >strange feeling in pelvis >pants warm full of mucus >unknown fluid to OP >goes to bathroom >must clean before next class >tastes mysterious liquid >tastes like pineapple >OP late for class >forgets to wash hands >rushes to class >teacher throws book at OP >OP catches book with open hand >mysterious goop saves the day >OP crawls up wall with goop hands >OP is Spiderman
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29 RepliesEdited by ROBOT JOSH: 11/12/2014 12:27:08 AMDude, you need to apologize or something. Your severely messed up. Repent from that sin please. We all are made to represent God. If you lust at a girl for like an hour, and then touch her butt. That implies that God is mentally messed up as you. That is called sin. Every time you sin it not only implies something bad about God. It also has repercussions on others. That girl. If she did notice that you touched her don't you think that would embarrass her? If you don't think that God is a big deal or that He is even real then you are lying to yourself. Because if you know something, you know that it can be wrong correct? So if someone walked up to you and said they had something they knew was absolutely true and that they knew you were wrong then you would listen right? Well God knows everything. And he has it right. In fact he is so smart he created everything including you. But you turn around and spit in his face. Say ants could talk. What would you do if one started bad mouthing you as your walking home? You would squish it right? So think about it God is much BIGGER than YOU. He can simply cause you to stop breathing, and then something even worse would happen to you. You would burn in Hellfire for eternity. Never ending. Never getting better. However God sent his Father sent His son to die for you and for those who would believe in Him. Who would believe that He was born of a virgin. Performed many works and that everything He said was true. And that He died on the cross, rose gain three days later, and ascended into Heaven. That he is coming back again, and that if you do not believe you will go to Hell. So I urge you repent(turn away from) your sin and believe in Jesus Christ. Find a Bible teaching church, and read your Bible daily. I hope you listen. Have a nice day.
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If this was a real thing, congrats, son.
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1 Reply>hot girl in my class >r@pe her >U Jelly?
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1 Reply>be me >get my butt touched last Thursday >sees thread about butt touching >( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) >it was definitely me >thinks OP is cute >he liked my butt > ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) [spoiler]if you believed this you're a silly mofo[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI don't remember when I was a vergin
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1 ReplyOh posh... I got away with kind of shit for months. >Be me >8/10 girl sit in front of me >Her chair has a hole in the very back >Put knees in the perfect place where i dun get noticed, but can feel her booty >I run this gig for months >eventually switch seats, but reamians unnoticed to this day >victory
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5 RepliesI remember when I was a virgin
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2 Replies>at casual late night kickback with friends >friend of female variety smacks butt >turn around in surprise >she giggles >let her know im gonna get her back >secretly smack butt >not as firm as i thought >disappoint.jpg
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3 Replies>Be me >Playing Civ V >Random boner >Cat steps on it >Bent slightly for the next hour Still hurts.
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3 Replies-be me -playing sex strip football, men vs women (whoever gets touchdown, opposite team takes off an article of clothing) -I throw the ball -hits a 11/10 girl's rack -Bounces off -hits me in face -bitch busts out laughing -walks up to me laughing -me- -blam!- you bitch -girl flips shit -girl--blam!- you asshole! -girl yells -girl screams -girl bitches -I do some crazy side swipe shit with my foot -she trips -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -she lands on me >( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) -she has push up bra and yoga pants on -girl-oh no! -me-oh yes! -we laugh -we make out -we -blam!- later -we date now -she lands on me -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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6 Replies>me >post greentext on b.net >Get flamed for posting greentext >somebody else does it >OMG LE DANK OC LELELEL GG OP BRAVO LIKED SHARED FOLLOWED AND VOTED FOR PRESIDENT HAVE MY CHILDREN WE ALL LOVE YOU MORE THAN SEX
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3 Replies>be me >in art class >leaning against table >7/10 girl in front of me, nice butt >girl gets pushed backwards >butt lands on my hand >hand goes up her butt >hand is literally in ass >girl is crying >making a big scene >teacher comes over >teacher passes out >hand finally gets free >realize I just fisted a girl in the ass and I haven't even gotten passed second base yet.
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2 RepliesMy sophomore year in art class the chick was a foreign exchange student and she was a hoeeeee. In the back art room she was going through this closet, there was a table behind her and was trying to get by her, it was a small space, all of sudden she just looks to me over her shoulder and she just grinds her ass on my crotch. I was like. Damn.
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11 Replies>be me >have girlfriend >aggressive sex with girlfriend every morning and night >girlfriend is actually my hand >cry
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Congratulations. Virgins these days.
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16 Replies>Staying at a friends house >his sister comes and sits on my lap while I am playing Bo2 zombies >I supress a serious hard-on >sneak my hand to her booty >get a handful of Dat booty >she blushes and I stop playing Bo2 >my friend never notices >he then leaves an I continue to hold Dat ass >my trouser snake gets to hard to hide >she blushes even more >I get groped >I then stay the night > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >[spoiler]not sex[/spoiler] >I get her # >I leave a man
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Gotta get dat booty
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1 Reply>Be me, seventh grade swim class >I'm awkward as hell and hate most of these -blam!-ers >"Learning" backstroke >I've had a pool in my backyard since age 3, can swim, shit easy >Doing races >No swim team members in race, feeling the pwnage come on the other plebs >Half way through >Crush swims half into my lane >Left hand falls in perfect form >Gets perfect cusp of the right boob >ohmai.jpg >Apologetic to her, because awkward beta >get high fives from some figs I hate, and one friend in class
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>be me >hugging my gf >touches the booty >she likes it > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>gf bought new thongs yesterday >about to go f[i][/i]uck her in them >what is this
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4 Replies>Be me >10th grade >overnight charity thing at ROTC >most of us in sweats >me and my crush told to put boxes back in armory >she's got no bra on by the jiggle >I pitch a tent >She sees it >She pats it, asks what's that >I say sorry, you're just so pretty >she pulls it out, goes down on me >omgi'minheaven.jpg >she pulls her pants down >we bang >we get dressed, act like nothing happened
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1 Reply[b]SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY![/b]
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1 Replyreported for sexual assault.
