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11/9/2014 8:08:50 AM
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Confession Thread
James 5:16
"Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed."
Alright Flood, what did you do wrong today?
I'll go first.
A friend of mine was back in town for the weekend. I got off work and went to hang out with him at another friend's house today.
So we all 3 are there, and my friend starts playing Destiny on his profile.
He enters the Crucible, and lets me play for him while he gets a drink.
Little did he know.............I messaged a few recent players.
And I said the most random crap to them.
I called them, "bad", told them they "sucked majorly"...........I even told them to touch my butt.
All of this, on my friend's gamertag. So he walks in and sees me typing out a nice little message.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" I perhaps made a few people even question his sexuality >_>
All I can say is: Lols were had, and this isn't the first time I've done this. Today, I relapsed.
So don't leave your controller unattended, I might make all your friends think you are actually a 60 year old stripper.
Before you say anything, I DID splatter somebody with a Sparrow while playing for him.
So I think that deserves some recognition.
Flood, confess your sins.
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1 ReplyNice scripture
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I cheered for the Dallas Cowboys In my defense their running back is on my fantasy team. But still, unacceptable.
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4 RepliesI ate all the food in my brothers apartment. And then I left [spoiler]( •3•)[/spoiler]
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I farted in a girl's face at the show last night.
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I murdered a family of four last night.
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I anally masturbate... [spoiler]JK[quote]or am I?[/quote][/spoiler]
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I secretly want all 49er fans to stop being 49ers fans [spoiler]but not secretly[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI almost left this thread as soon as I saw the bible quote
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I want to squeeze your buns.
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4 Replies1. topkek reketmang 2. I got bant, as many know. 3. I was suppose to go and help this person move and stuff and get paid but I convinced someone else to do it and I still got paid.
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I ate most of my sisters halloween candy (^w^)
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The whole reason people watch aneem is to see Ching-Chong pu$$y[spoiler]because they know they can't get Ching-Chong laid. #getshreked[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesI went back to playing Fallout: New Vegas which I got for less than 8 bucks when I sold Destiny for 40. Seriously,,,Bethesda kicks ass.
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Edited by Jojomew: 11/9/2014 8:31:26 PMGood work xD Yeah my sins... .... Some dirty shit Some dark thoughts
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4 RepliesI would do dirty things to my distant cousin. I used to jelq in hopes of adding some length to my penis. I used to aspire to unattainable physiques of men in comic books, cartoons, and furry porn. I loathe the thought of being cheated on but I honestly would've cheated on my ex gf
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14 RepliesI've splattered someone with a sparrow. It was in Iron Banner too. That should have been an achievement.
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Edited by Jaaake AU: 11/9/2014 8:36:46 AMI once randomly dreamt that I was choking a user here while having sex with them Very weird. And vivid. No idea why it happened. My brain is weird and just grabs whatever, I guess
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2 RepliesI was a çunt and didn't go paintballing with Cowpie
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also...
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I promised the one I loved that I would keep the only person who could help me through this world in my life. I threw him away like the piece of filth we both were. What haunts me is the fact that that's all she asked of me, such a simple promise to kep for her yet I failed.
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I sat around staring at my phone on the clock.... Still am....
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That I'm tired
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I stuck my dick in a folded pillow and tackled a guy on a Segway
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2 RepliesI touched myself
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2 RepliesI didn't wash my hands after using the bathroom.
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2 RepliesI thought dirty thoughts about a coworker
