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What I hate about this game is hat there are hardly any microwaves! Space fighting in my ship rarely ends in tea-bagging, and nobody ever cleans the refrigerator in the Tower. As in...what butt pirate puts an uncovered half eaten Chipotle burrito in a COMMUNITY fridge and then leaves it there for one of the PS4 guys to clean up?!
Also, and I don't mean to split hairs here, but I did find the soccer ball, but where in the Tower is the Sports Authority where I can buy the proper sports wear, and shin guards that are currently recommended AND required by all soccer authorities?!! It's mindless and asinine problems like this that are at the heart of all these posters issues!
You played 350 hrs of destiny? Try making your character dance for 350 hrs and not even get on DeeJ's radar! Like I'm going around the wold of Destiny, spreading my sexy moves, and trying to dance myself to a solid 15 minutes of fame...and yet here I am....thumb in my bum,..belt around my neck....and dressed as a Ninja Turtle.
Point being, the higher-ups at Starbucks are real bootyholes for putting my drink in an NON-MICROWAVABLE cup! Who the crap can finish 20 ounces of 1/3 coffee, 1/3 cocaine, and 1/3 gunpowder in one sitting? I did one time, and I spent the afternoon in the desert running from anthill to ant hill just stomping away. I must have destroyed the lives and families of some...300,000 ants. That's not even counting the ones I snorted. I hear their cries in my dreams. Screaming children, mothers, fathers, vacation planners....all fell on deaf ears. When I came to, I was buck naked, spooning the still warm carcass of a bear, covered head to toe in honey with dead ants stuck to me in the designs reminiscent of one Ed Hardy. When I got up I found I had the cup part of a jock strap super glued over my "goods" with "Never Again" written on it in Sharpie. The only thing about that, that gave me pause was the fact that I'm not sure if there is any bear native to a desert climate.
This is obviously Bungies fault, and as such I expect a formal apology and/or special emblem delivered to my character in Destiny.
If Cocaine's So Bad Then Why It Look Like Sugar,
CHALK OUTLINES
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/97763011/0/0/1
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Dude wtf
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Certified by Zaff the Humorous http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/86499425/0/0/1
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Geeeeeet Ready! To say goodbye to 2014 http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/86464295/0/0/1
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Geeeeeeeeet Ready!!! http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/85306634/0/0/1
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good by
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You ever thought that I might not be Bungie's fault but Activision's? I mean they are the ones that scrapped the original story that Bungie worked tirelessly on. Just look at all the fall out when the post of the original story was taken off of reddit. I'm not saying you are wrong just check your facts before you go on a witch hunt with Bungie. After all they did make Halo so they are doing something right.
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Nice try DeeJ....nice try. Making a fake account and trying to take the heat off you...clever girl
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Yeah thanks for the compliment but I'm not Deej.
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Riiiiight. Try to use the main stream media "misinformation" tactics on me and my readers. We all know it's you DeeJ! You're trying to lie to my group of scholars and intellectuals!
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Hey man I'm not Deej, but if you don't believe me than I don't give a -blam!-. I'm just stating what we already know.
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Listen DeeJ...we're done with your antics. First you made us vote for Obama, then you made our speeders look like Optimus Prime! What next? Starting a McDonalds Caliphate?!!! You're the reason I keep trying to draw penises on the wall with bullets in Destiny, before they disappear. Just accept responsibility!
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you, sir, win all the Internets.
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BEST POST EVER
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Dude! it's been a while, but my nonsense is back https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/144096297/0/0/1
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Get ready! New Post! And I come across sooooo intelligently!!! http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/80766622/0/0/1
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Get ready! New Post! And I come across sooooo intelligently!!! http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/80766622/0/0/1
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[quote]What I hate about this game is hat there are hardly any microwaves! Space fighting in my ship rarely ends in tea-bagging, and nobody ever cleans the refrigerator in the Tower. As in...what butt pirate puts an uncovered half eaten Chipotle burrito in a COMMUNITY fridge and then leaves it there for one of the PS4 guys to clean up?! Also, and I don't mean to split hairs here, but I did find the soccer ball, but where in the Tower is the Sports Authority where I can buy the proper sports wear, and shin guards that are currently recommended AND required by all soccer authorities?!! It's mindless and asinine problems like this that are at the heart of all these posters issues! You played 350 hrs of destiny? Try making your character dance for 350 hrs and not even get on DeeJ's radar! Like I'm going around the wold of Destiny, spreading my sexy moves, and trying to dance myself to a solid 15 minutes of fame...and yet here I am....thumb in my bum,..belt around my neck....and dressed as a Ninja Turtle. Point being, the higher-ups at Starbucks are real bootyholes for putting my drink in an NON-MICROWAVABLE cup! Who the crap can finish 20 ounces of 1/3 coffee, 1/3 cocaine, and 1/3 gunpowder in one sitting? I did one time, and I spent the afternoon in the desert running from anthill to ant hill just stomping away. I must have destroyed the lives and families of some...300,000 ants. That's not even counting the ones I snorted. I hear their cries in my dreams. Screaming children, mothers, fathers, vacation planners....all fell on deaf ears. When I came to, I was buck naked, spooning the still warm carcass of a bear, covered head to toe in honey with dead ants stuck to me in the designs reminiscent of one Ed Hardy. When I got up I found I had the cup part of a jock strap super glued over my "goods" with "Never Again" written on it in Sharpie. The only thing about that, that gave me pause was the fact that I'm not sure if there is any bear native to a desert climate. This is obviously Bungies fault, and as such I expect a formal apology and/or special emblem delivered to my character in Destiny. If Cocaine's So Bad Then Why It Look Like Sugar, CHALK OUTLINES[/quote]
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Dude! it's been a while, but my nonsense is back https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/144096297/0/0/1
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Everyone...check out my post on the Bungie Bounty.... IM. DEAD. SERIOUS!
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Haha fridges and microwaves
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Dude! it's been a while, but my nonsense is back https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/144096297/0/0/1
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I may...have made a post on today's Bungie Bounty News Thingy Forever 2014 One Love
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Lmao!!! That was a great read lol Thanks Hate By Numbers :)
