So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.
The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.
My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.
I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(
[Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxBakedLeafxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nubyw00tz It's heart exploded? Wow, that certainly is odd.[/quote] Yea the OP is making stuff up Its heart wouldn't EXPLODE because it ate a fudgesicle.[/quote] Yeah, you're right. It exploded because of the spraying with a hose. Bird's hearts are very fragile. My bird's heart exploded. To OP, WTF? the fudgesicle was fine, BUT YOU SPRAYED IT WITH A HOSE. I would have gotten unstuck eventually, when it goes to drink. You stressed it to death.
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......... ...... ... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! you r boned. BTW, [url=http://www.parrotparrot.com/birdhealth/alerts.htm] educate urself, poisons to parrots within... [/url]
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...I've done stupid stuff, but laughing at your expense has lightened my day...aren't people great?
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a Hose ???!!!! and good luck dude
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If this is true, then you really are stupid. If it isn't . . . well, I believe I've already made myself clear.
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I like hamsters ^_^
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Tell them it had buttsecks with another parrot and got AIDS and died. wait, birds lay eggs.... Buy them a hamster. EVERYONE LOVES HAMSTERS!
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I probably won't have enough money.. :(
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Tell them you killed and but buy a new one before they get back. Honesty is the best policy.
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this is so funny i bet u made it up its to funny
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Hahahahahahaha, awesome.
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Because you hate me :(
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lol...why am i laughing?
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You messed-up epically. Seriously, you should get an award for it. Trust me, they will not accept your appology. It is impossible to replace a soul, especially a spoiled soul. It is still a good idea to tell the truth but you have pretty much killed a woman's child. The bird was stupid to eat the Fudgesickle in the first place. Stupidity mustbe punished, even to stupid animals. Hope you suffer well. What the hell is wrong with me?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam Haha. Wow.. wishing me death because I made a mistake after trying to look after this rodent?[/quote] You are totally at fault here. Yes, your mistake was really stupid and calling the parrot a "rodent" doesn't seem to really help yourself here. Regardless, I'm not sure how many days left for you but don't even try to lie yourself out and expect to get away from it. I really hope you don't look after any other animals after this. Poor Poor Parrot.
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Haha. Wow.. wishing me death because I made a mistake after trying to look after this rodent?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [i][b]A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. [/b][/i] [/quote] So this is how you treat animals? You fed it with [b]chocolate[/b] (which is poison I believe along with advocado.) AND sprayed with a hose? Honestly, I hope you die and you choking yourself on your own "fugecicle" or however you meant to spell it. Oh yeah for the record, I also own a rare breed parrot and even though he is obnoxious at times, that's still isn't how you attempt to solve problems especially feeding it crap and not expecting serious consequences. I'd say face your problems and and always go for the worst punishment. Don't even try to lie and get away. You deserve it. You really do.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snap017 ...Kill yourself. That's the only solution I can see that seems logical.[/quote] LOL um idk bout the whole buy a new one unless its same color as old 1 TELL THE TRUTH and parrots live for like 120 yrs or sumtin like that
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Make fired Parrot. Feed it to them. Say he flew away.
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lol tell them it died but dont tell them about any of the events that caused it. Also offer to buy them a new one...
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Oh crap... so i guess I shouldn't of just fed my cat cionide...
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FYI, chocolate is toxic to birds. Maybe thats what did him in. Moral of story: Don't feed pets random food.
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just say that you woke up one morning and it was dead.
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You must be really dumb if you thought blasting it with a hose would do anything other than blow up its heart.
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Haha Monty Python ftw
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Take it back to the shop. 'This, sir, is a dead Parrot!' XD