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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.
The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.
My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.
I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(
[Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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Oh my God, You still remember that?? That was a long time ago, that conversation!! Ahh..I deserve to be laughed at...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XB0XDEM0N *Points and laughs at GOWsam*[/quote] *Points and laughs at XB0XDEM0N's site where he shows his dangly bits* Lol, it's all fun and games :D
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Don't lie to them. That is the worst thing you could ever do. Just say it died of natural causes, then run to Mexico before the insanity hits.
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*Points and laughs at GOWsam*
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[url=http://www.quakerparrots.com/diet/chocolate-toxic-to-parrots/]The caffeine probably blew up it's heart.[/url]
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Wow that stinks I hate birds and will never want to take care of one.
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Hmm yeah if they found out that I lied it would be pretty bad..
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Either you take the (somewhat) guiltless route and tell them everything, or you lie and say the parrot had some strange covulsions and when you took it to the vet he said its heart exploded. If you have a strong will (not easily broken) i suggest the latter. If not, just come straight out with it, at least then you won't have to worry about them finding out that you lied to them.
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flee to mexico
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[quote]I thought "infertile" meant no kids... not freakish bird ones.[/quote] Yeah, I heard rumours that she was infertile, therefore she replicas the parrot as a child.
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Yeah, he said 'It's unusual for a parrot of this age to die of such strange causes. Has he experieinced any over-exciting activities lately?' ... so i was guessing that almost breaking his beak, and spraying him with water was the cause.
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I thought "infertile" meant no kids... not freakish bird ones. And both parties are to blame. And since you were the one doing the deed (as opposed to them... Oh teh puns) you're the one in trouble here. They may be weirdos, but that doesn't make it not your fault. But it does certainly make it harder on you. EDIT: At first I thought you said you fed it Fungicide... hehehe. [Edited on 03.17.2008 1:38 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAT G0DAM FUNK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Paradyme Tell him "HIS HEAD FELL OFF!! Yeah he was pretty old"[/quote] I [i]knew[/i] that was coming..[/quote] It had to be said. In all seriousness though. You should tell them apparently it's heart exploded. You don't have to tell them the whole truth about what you did to the bird. Just the fact that the vet said it's heart exploded. That is what I would probably do. Unless the vet said it was because of what you did to it then it's obviously not your fault and isn't worth telling them.
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Hmm, I'll probably end up saying something like that.
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Tell them that you came in one day and it wasn't waking up. Tell them you took it to the vet, like a responsible child, and the vet said its heart exploded. Just omit the nasty part about it being your fault... *Nibbles on kitten* [Edited on 03.17.2008 1:32 PM PDT]
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I'd tell them the thing just flew it away. Tell them you were trying to get something out of it's cage or something and it flew away. Unless it had its wings clipped, then you're screwed.
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Back. Yet, I found out it was a bad move feeding it a Fudgecicle - but the beak became 'un-stuck' just after I brought it home from the vets. The vet was going to attempt and break it open, but he didn't think what the point was.
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burn the house down and say that the parrot died in a "tragic" fire. [Edited on 03.17.2008 1:26 PM PDT]
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why the -blam!- would you feed a parrot fudgecicle, were you high or something, and also parrots are lots of money so.........
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Do the right thing and tell them the truth, and offer to replace their Parrot.
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When do thet get home?
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What kind of dope eats a fudgecicle at all? You know what's in those things!?! (directed at The Jeff x7 )
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What kind of dope feeds a fudgesicle to a bird?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] i_hate_babies If you are absolutely against doing the right thing (i.e. telling the truth), you can always try something like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTSAFcLXqYY&feature=related]this[/url][/quote] LMAO!
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If you are absolutely against doing the right thing (i.e. telling the truth), you can always try something like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTSAFcLXqYY&feature=related]this[/url] [Edited on 03.17.2008 1:07 PM PDT]
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Just tell them that you woke up in the morning and it was dead. Make sure you cry.
