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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.
The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.
My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.
I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(
[Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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Take it back to the shop. 'This, sir, is a dead Parrot!' XD
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I won't mention those, don't worry, lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :([/quote] wow ok you never give a bird chocolatte, it gives them a heart attack because it is so high in suger.... and why the hell would you spray a bird with a hose? You have to tell the truth and hope they forgive you.... just dont mention the chocolatte or the hose.....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] B3OWULF [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. [/quote] This is absurd. Stop replying to the OP, as a fudgecicle simply will not do this. It's mostly ice, and will melt easily. A small amount will not harm a parrot, although it's certainly not good for it. GOWSam is having fun at your expense.[/quote] Not the ones that have been left out in the warm freezer (these people don't know how to opporate their machinery) and have that sticky outer-skin. x([/quote] Yeah, and what the hell is a [i]neighbor[/i]?
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Tell the truth, both to show your honesty and to remove guilt. Do not whine or cry, offer a humble apology and with humility offer to buy a new one. Speak soft, do not make execuses. The truth may hurt, but people rather hear that, than a lie, then hear the truth ten years down the road.
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Go on a road trip across the country and sell the bird to a blind kid. ALSO! Dont spill the salt!!!!
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Yeah, I'll probably do something like that.
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Just Tell them exactly what happened. Telling a lie makes everything worse and its not even your fault, you tried to help. Its their fault for leaving you to take care of them in the first place. Tell the truth.
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This is a easy one,just say it droped dead..simple as :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam He said it died from its heart exploding.[/quote]I don't know why, but I burst out laughing at the thought of that =X I think that's partly because of I delusions of a parrot getting of his cage, grabbing a knife in his talons, and flying up the stairs, opening my door... I turn on the lights, and all I hear is a clang, and see the parrot on the floor, with the knife adjacent to him... It's happened a few times. I swears, one of these nights, it'll get me. The last thing I'll hear is him whispering "who's the -blam!- now?" in to my ears, and seeing his diolating pupils. -- But seriously, that really.. really sucks. =[
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haha oh god
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A kid in my class got thrown in jail for raping a 12 year old, he is 16, now that is massive trouble....lol
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Say it escaped. It happens all the time. Or say it got a rare disease with fudge-like symptoms.
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Oh teh noes :(
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I'm calling PETA.
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Not tomorrow but the next day now.
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So when do they get back?
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I would... but it's too crunchy.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pink Menace bury it somewhere and tell them it escaped.[/quote] -blam!- that, eat it and tell them it escaped. That way there's less evidence!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :([/quote] bury it somewhere and tell them it escaped.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x This may be the funniest story I have ever seen on these forums :-D[/quote] Ever since that orange text arrived on your doorstep, I seem to hate you! And somewhat love you at the same time... [Edited on 03.18.2008 3:34 AM PDT]
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Nice story, but you wouldn't spray it with a hose to clean its mouth. [Edited on 03.18.2008 3:26 AM PDT]
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this sounds like something from a sitcom...oh, I know, I bet it turns out the bird was your father! btw, 117th post!w00t!
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Suicide is the only way.......
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I'm sorry, but you're an idiot...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Starscream666 Lie like this [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLszPQCIUcs]man[/url][/quote] Dane Cook is funny LOL
