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3/17/2008 7:05:16 PM
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Ok, so I'm in some MASSIVE trouble...
So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed.
The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head.
My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'.
I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :(
[Edited on 03.17.2008 11:05 AM PDT]
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SO .... .. what ended up happening. This thread started a few days ago . . . . . .people should be back by now right?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAP0 OMG I solved it! I SOLVED your problem! "Accidently" Light the House on fire! and then say that you tried to save the parrot, but couldn't and it died! Now go fray some electrical wires and put them next to today's newspaper! [/quote]That made me lol.
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OMG I solved it! I SOLVED your problem! "Accidently" Light the House on fire! and then say that you tried to save the parrot, but couldn't and it died! Now go fray some electrical wires and put them next to today's newspaper!
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Why didn't you do research first? Also, :[. [Edited on 03.20.2008 9:49 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :([/quote] Thats quite the story. Hard to believe...
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Buy them a baby?
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My advice: Tell them the tru7h. The whole tru7h. And nothing but the tru7h. But don't tell them the Parrot's heart exploded, that's just gory and a bad way to die. [Edited on 03.20.2008 9:47 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] B3OWULF [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaverdian First of all, you fed it a -blam!- fudgecicle. Second of all, you sprayed with a damn hose? What were you thinking? It was a goddamn parrot! A parrot![/quote] GOWSam has written several other fairly intelligent posts. I find it difficult to believe that someone with his intelligence would do something so ignorant. Plus, I doubt that a neighbor would have trusted him with something so precious if he wasn't anything but completely trustworthy and competent. A neighbor that treated him as he described wouldn't then give him the keys to their house (or allow him to take their "child" into his), and ask for his help. Someting doesn't "compute" here...[/quote] Leave it to the genius to figure it out :P. -Shakes B3OWULF's hand.- [Edited on 03.20.2008 9:26 AM PDT]
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this story would be great for a cartoon
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shaverdian First of all, you fed it a -blam!- fudgecicle. Second of all, you sprayed with a damn hose? What were you thinking? It was a goddamn parrot! A parrot![/quote] GOWSam has written several other fairly intelligent posts. I find it difficult to believe that someone with his intelligence would do something so ignorant. Plus, I doubt that a neighbor would have trusted him with something so precious if he wasn't anything but completely trustworthy and competent. A neighbor that treated him as he described wouldn't then give him the keys to their house (or allow him to take their "child" into his), and ask for his help. Someting doesn't "compute" here...
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GoWSam = teh epic idoits!
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First of all, you fed it a -blam!- fudgecicle. Second of all, you sprayed with a damn hose? What were you thinking? It was a goddamn parrot! A parrot!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam So yesterday I went to look after my neighbours parrot, and I don't get along with birds. They are out for a few days, and they said I could stay in their house...because this parrot is a rare breed and their prized possession. This is when I hit the problem. A fed it a bit of a fugecicle, and its beak got stuck together. I tried to pry it open, but the beak began to make this weird noise so I left it. After a while, I sprayed the parrot with water from a hose - to stop it sticking. But this only sent the parrot flying backwards - and it swatted against the cage. I picked it up, it was unconcious. After coming back from the vet, I put it back in its cage, and went to bed. The next morning I woke up, went down stairs.. and it was... well... dead. I thought it was sleeping, but after a while of complete stillness I took it to the vet. He said it died from its heart exploding. I thought back to the traumatising events of yesterday and slapped myself on the head. My neighbours are coming back next in a few days - so should I tell them I killed their 'child' - (she calls it that mainly because of her infertitlity) - or buy a new one and pretend I knew nothing about it. Or maybe buy another one, pretend I'm a parrot genius, and said 'it shed its feathers'. I need help or I'm gonna get in alot of trouble. :([/quote] LOL?? Run for the hills!
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lol very good idea
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I'm sorry GOWSam. I have no idea what you can do. [Edited on 03.20.2008 7:47 AM PDT]
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It's heart [i]exploded[/i]? What is it, some kind of bird from Al Quaeda trained to commit suicide when tortured? GOWSam must be lying, theres absolutely no way it's heart exploded.
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feed it to your dog and say that when you went to feed it it got out and yoru dog snatched it. its brilliant.
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haha a fuddgy bar killed the bird. probably the funniest thing i have heard. well seeing as they have a bird, im guessing they might be a little strange/ or way to into the bird. Just tell them what happened. I mean its not like were all bird experts. I probably would have given him the fuddgy bar to. lol but just explain what happened. All in all its a bird, tell em to get a dog next time. [Edited on 03.19.2008 2:34 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Socket29 Are they nice neighbors? how old are you? MAn, I pity you... [b]I have a leopard gecko. that was completely off topic[/b].[/quote] Dude, same here. When I go to the pet store none of them are as vividly colored as she is for some reason. It's like every other gecko sucks. Wow, that was off topic too...
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Talkk to the vet...I don't think a fudgesicle can make a heart asplode...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [url]http://www.parrotparrot.com/birdhealth/alerts.htm[/url] Aerosols, Air Conditioner, Alcohol, Balls, Beads, Bedding/Litter, Cage/Cage Covers, Carpet, Cats, Candles, Chains, Chocolate, Cleaners, Clips, Common Household Hazards, Cooking Bags, Cooking Oil, Cotton Candy Toy, Cuttlebone, Febreze, Foods, [b]Fudgesicles[/b], Glue, [b]GOWSam[/b], Halogen Lamps, Happy Huts, Leather Sprays, Mineral Blocks/Lava Rocks , Pens, Plug-In Air Fresheners, Pine-Scented Items, Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC), Potpourri, Rope, Salt, Scented Tissues, Swing Incident, Teflon, Toys, Toy Size Issues, [b]Hose Water[/b], Zinc[/quote] Updated due to a recent 'accident'. I'm mean. >:D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxScotticusxx I'm calling PETA.[/quote] People eating tasty animals PETA
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam They're really horrible neighbours... like totally mean. Whenever I say hello to them in the morning, they blank me. They only asked me to 'babysit' as I was the only one left and that because I had an 'efficient life-style' (in their words, not mine) they could trust me to look after it..[/quote] tell them its what they get. but really, thats horrible, tell them it died, leave out the fudge part
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Careful with teflon.
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Seeing I have no experience with birds (except for the fact that my cousin's bird is constantly spitting water at me for an odd reason), I can tell that you, my friend, are screwed. Live life well, and tell the neigbors the bird got roundhoused by Chuck Norris.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxBakedLeafxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nubyw00tz It's heart exploded? Wow, that certainly is odd.[/quote] Yea the OP is making stuff up Its heart wouldn't EXPLODE because it ate a fudgesicle.[/quote] Yeah, you're right. It exploded because of the spraying with a hose. Bird's hearts are very fragile. My bird's heart exploded. To OP, WTF? the fudgesicle was fine, BUT YOU SPRAYED IT WITH A HOSE. I would have gotten unstuck eventually, when it goes to drink. You stressed it to death.
