Oh great Onetrueshot I hereby summon thee, the volus is ready to be sacrificed by the geth prime with the chakram launcher. The gods of lag have been satiated and will provide no trouble in proceeding with the ritual. Oh great Onetrueshot, deliver us from this abysmal existence and provide is with strawberry milk and cookies and tales of bronies. Provide us with the clever trolling and laughter as you once did on [redacted] for so many years. Provide us with the unique look on life from the perspective of the Volus Prophet. Our bodies are ready!