He came out of the water and wandered around Askin people for about 3.50$ and no one gave it to him. Now he's pissed as -blam!- and went all the way to Africa, cooked a fruit bat, and gave it to a guy. Then he ate it and now he had ebola. Now we are all dead because you didint give him 3.50
Don't believe me? Prove me wrong.
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1 ReplyHow could Nessy do this? I gave her all my Reese's Pieces.
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You know, I heard that Bigfoot helped by bringing ebola to the US.
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You sir are 100% correct!
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Nessie was shooting dope with Santa's reindeer that day. I came through to buy some hash from one of the elves and I seen it.
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But... There's no Loch Ness? There's- *uncontrollable seizure* *cannot argue with Wumbo's superior intellect* *implodes*
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I heard a knock on the door and it was a cute little Girl Scout. Then she said "ima need about treefitty" that's when I realized she was about 3 stories high
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1 ReplyDamnit I was going to post "goddamn Loch Ness monsta gimme back mah $3.50"
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It all makes sense now.
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Russel's Teapot
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The Loch Ness Monster is thought to be female, no? Hence the name of Nessie.
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1 Reply...how did we not see this happening?
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3 Repliesm8 ur al wrongk !!! it was caused by hitler!!!
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3 RepliesI thought this was common knowledge. Like the earth being flat and flies come from food you've left out.
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2 RepliesUm, duh.
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3 RepliesDon't be silly. There is no such thing as a fruit bat.