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Edited by WhiskersRock18:
10/12/2014 5:18:00 PM
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Hot Girls On Destiny
Hello bungie
Last week doing daily destiny activity I came across a strange player. It was a girl so like any guy player we all get excited and talk to them. Well unlike most, this women decided to talk to me, maybe because I wasn't a pervert the first sentence coming out of my mouth. Getting to the point she tells me her real name is Dakota Skye, didn't mean anything to me at the time. She proved to be good at the game very rare for a female player, but after I complimented her on her above average (not as good as me) skills she asked to Xbox 360 skype me, so I said ok. Before I even entered the skype I asked if she wants to be in my clan and she said yes (Whiskers Approved), getting into the skype she is a f/king pornstar and wanted to see that I was really who I said I am. She was happy I was really a graphic designer student who also is a body builder with a great field of education most being in psychology.
I believe celebrities like her should get something extra on there emblem because I would've never had the chance to get a free show if I was in party chat instead of game chat on destiny.
If you comment any trash talk you have a SMALL PECKAR and are not 18. Thats right I win
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesSo much hate out there in Destiny land. Great story, I would be happy to meet and play with a porn star. I would be happier to have a free show. Congrats on your new friendship.
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Dear Penthouse Forum I never believed these stories were true but...
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Wait, what was his name again?
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Wow you met some whore in the game.....Who has been plowed more times that the road in front of my house in winter and your proud she gave you a "private show" dude she -blam!-s people for a living so I doubt she cared because anyone can go online and see her naked or doing porn. You sir get the -blam!-tard Of The Week Award. Know go cry and suck your mom's teet and get the -blam!- out of the basement and get a real chick and come back when you have had sex with something other than your hand.
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[quote]Hello bungie Last week doing daily destiny activity I came across a strange player. It was a girl so like any guy player we all get excited and talk to them. Well unlike most, this women decided to talk to me, maybe because I wasn't a pervert the first sentence coming out of my mouth. Getting to the point she tells me her real name is Dakota Skye, didn't mean anything to me at the time. She proved to be good at the game very rare for a female player, but after I complimented her on her above average (not as good as me) skills she asked to Xbox 360 skype me, so I said ok. Before I even entered the skype I asked if she wants to be in my clan and she said yes (Whiskers Approved), getting into the skype she is a f/king pornstar and wanted to see that I was really who I said I am. She was happy I was really a graphic designer student who also is a body builder with a great field of education most being in psychology. I believe celebrities like her should get something extra on there emblem because I would've never had the chance to get a free show if I was in party chat instead of game chat on destiny. If you comment any trash talk you have a SMALL PECKAR and are not 18. Thats right I win[/quote] Lmao @ the comments n the story
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"Great field of education mostly in psychology" and that's when I knew he was lying
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I play video games to escape reality. You, you just make it up in your head it seems.
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[quote]She was happy I was really a graphic designer student who also is a body builder with a great field of education most being in psychology.[/quote] Buckaroo Bonzai's background is WAY better.
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[quote]She was happy I was really a graphic designer student who also is a body builder with a great field of education most being in psychology.[/quote] 10/10
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3 RepliesThe b8 is not so gr8 m8
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all i have to say is good for you im serious pretty much nobody talks when I play destiny the fact that you met a girl just makes me jealous and yes I believe you and for those who don't cry me a damn river for believing
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4 Replies*their Some "great field of education" you got there, friend ;)
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1 Replyso let me get this straight. you're a 21 year old certified therapist with degrees who is also a body builder that is formerly a graphics design student and is now friends with a pornstar and apparently has a bid dick because you keep making fun of everyone else's size. either I need the antidepressants you're on or up my dosage.
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...That's enough #Destiny for one day. I think you all just gave me cancer.
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6/10 troll only due to it being more believable as a non-troll since this is the Destiny forum. On most sites this would be a 3/10 troll attempt at best. A bonus point for misspelling pecker, though.
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The last sentence show how much of a bit hurt little kid you are
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This one time I was at the tower and Morgan Freeman showed up. He had two hoes with him and we ran the train on that shit all night. [spoiler]#sarcasm[/spoiler]
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You get it in?
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1 ReplyDON'T TAKE THE BAIT
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There is no game chat.
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What a load of bullocks you absolute moron
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Edited by spawnkill: 2/27/2026 1:02:11 AM
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ThirstTea
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Guys Guys what are you What are you doing, stop, he's not for real
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LOOOOOL best post ever.
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[quote]she is a f/king pornstar and wanted to see that I was really who I said I am. She was happy I was really a graphic designer student who also is a body builder with a great field of education most being in psychology.[/quote] this is the end of me. lmao. good read.
