1. Infinite Intelligence
2. Telekinesis
3. GTFO of that place
4. Bitches
English
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Slug God: smooch!!!!
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Done!
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NOICE!
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Slug God: now kiss me for the fourth one to come true
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What do I get for a BJ? [spoiler];)[/spoiler]
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Slug God; You get the ultimate wish, to become a giant hideous slug like me that cannot every in any way change its form. And btw the random smooch sound wasn't a kiss it was the slime suctioning to the floor
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Yeah thanks ya dumb slug. Who the Fück wants to be a slug
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*Poop* all of your wishes are gone
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Gross
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(They may or may not have been supposed to be poof)
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Slug God: You offend my religion
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Good. I make it my daily goal to offend at least one religious person