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2/25/2008 2:34:16 AM
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Whats the funniest comeback youve heard on Multiplayer?
Okay.
We all have those occasional players who pick on the little ones,
Or they'll even just argue with each other.
Ive heard some hilarious comebacks, But i personally believe its based on skill
Also, I think people going " oh ill own you on 1 vs 1 counts as skill.
Skill can mean anything,
even teamwork.
But seriously though what are some of the funniest comebacks you guys have heard?
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I was playing in matchmaking. And, i get into this argument with a kid (like always) And hes like "Haha yeah dude. Nice comback" I was all like "Dude if i wanted my cUmback id wipe it of your moms face. It's good eh?
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This is for all the little kids out there... THey told me to drop my balls....so i dropped em in you moms mouth. not little kid: "Drop your balls kid" Little kid: "I'll drop em in you mouth, if you dont shutup"
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some guy wouldnt stop the your mom thing so i said "Seriously if sex was like halo you moms highest skill is 1"
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I had one guy get angry cause it was Ghost town my best map and my team mates dropped.. all 3 of them lol I raped him and his team mates 1VS4 25 to 18 He sent me a message after the game claiming I modded and complained about it after the match saying I was reported just cause his team sucked.. Check my file share for the vid [Edited on 04.23.2008 6:19 AM PDT]
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Some guy to random kid: "Your Mom bought you xbox live so she would have deal with you, because she hates you." Kid: "Mom! Mom! You love me right? Ya, she loves me what are yyou talken about?"
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oh yeah? well your dead corpse is mine to manipulate in any way i choose. if perverted or not perverted
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you have a real -blam!- ing face problem
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This isn't a comeback, but it was incredibly funny. In the pre-game lobby of DLC objective, one guy from the other team yelled this to me (pretty sure he was just asking any random person he saw), "Fox! Would you rather have this fa.g.gy-a.s.s. macaroni and cheese, or this questionably erotic roast beef sandwich!!" Everybody in the lobby laughed their butt off.
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this isent really a comback but it was funny. at the end of a team doubles match on construct (me and my friend won) the other team starts yelling at us saying were sword whores. i check the tool of destruction. Me: 15 kills ,3 beat downs, 13 BR kills. Friend: 10 kills, 4 beat downs. 7 BR kills Enemy team player 1: 9 kills, 7 beat downs, 7 sword kills Enemy player number 2: 7 kills, 6 beat downs, 6 sword kills. i laughed so hard at them
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In the postgame lobby I say: Hey dude how did you get that achievement? He responds: What achievement? "The sucking my balls achievement!" Lol it works everytime!
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As a staff captain I regularly get ripped on by idiots, well one match after a team loss, an opposing player made one more remark "Staff Captain, scum of the earth", I responded, "check your stats your majesty !!!" He had most of his "Killed by" by yours truly.
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Well if any one watches halo 3 tricks on youtube in a recent episode there was "Well this plassnade respawn?" "I dunno. Will this trim mine spawn?" ...... *throws trip mine at other guy*... "all over your face?!" As for ones I have heard "ABOUT 10 PANDAS? what the -blam!- type of name is that?" and then my friend spoke up before I could "I don't know what type of name it is..... say you sound kind of old to be playing on xbox live." "Im not that old" "Have you ever been laid?" "Yes" "How was she?" "fine...?" "And where does your boyfriend fit into all this?"
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Playing live at friends house Guy: You mancannon noob! Friend: Your mums a mancannon!
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this kid saying "veto" and then an 17 year old says " shut up! i raped youre mom last night and it felt gooooood" i laughed so hard! [Edited on 04.23.2008 6:16 AM PDT]
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When there is a verbal fight I input by saying: Goga sub jabaksadbfapwrcj0mayh8af0cayvxmaaaaaaaaaaaalooooooooooaaaaaaa in varios tones to make anything anyone says JIBERISH soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
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once i said "your probably some fat kid with no job" he said "i have a job" and i said "okay good"
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just do yourself a favor and Ctrl+Alt+Delete on life plx
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Me and a couple of friends were playing 3 on 3 on Narrows. There was this one kid who kept owning us so we ganged up on him and we all killed him at the same time. One of my friends then said "well... I'd feel sorry for him, but I just don't know the guy".
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on avalanche i was run the long way round with the flag and i was being chased then i throw down a B sheild then walk again a few meters out of it i throw another B sheild this time i stop the ememy is outside im in side. and he saids "dude where the F are u getting these B sheilds from" and im like "i got no F****in clue i run to Grav and score the flag We lost 2-1
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people are usually like blah blah your mum and I go Hey!!...shutup my mum is dead. and they go silent then you just go hahahahaahhahaahaahahahhaa
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This kid called me a poor fatty that lives in a card board box, because i accidentally betrayed him in grifball.
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A new comeback for someone talking stupid: (I made this up only 2 days ago) Dude, you've gotta stop taking laxatives, there's -blam!- coming out of you mouth now! -blam!- = es heich ei tee [Edited on 04.23.2008 3:56 AM PDT]
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We were getting beaten on Narrows, and the other team was chastising us, And this guy on my friends list (About 10) screamed out the funniest piece of crap EVER. "Well at least I don't have BALLS!!!!!" Me and my guest doubled up laughing so hard that we got killed like 5 times... ahh good times, good times...
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Just thought of using some classic Red Dwarf quotes as insults/comebacks. Such as "Well, we know what to get him for Christmas. A double lobotomy and 6 rolls of rubber wallpaper." or "... Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole..." or "Get real man. Most eunuchs have got more balls than you. " Damn, but that is a funny show.
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Blue team guy: Dude why is your armour white. Whites for -blam!-s! Red team guy: Because of you Omega (Inside joke dw lol)
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yo listen to this my freinds where in the matchmaking after game lobby and some one insulted some one elses mom and the dude that got insulted goes leave my mom out of this and i'll leave this out of your mom. Another funny comeback i had was this kid was talking crap (really young with a high pitched voice) and I said to him "shut up what are you like 13" and he goes "how'd you know?" [Edited on 04.23.2008 3:25 AM PDT]
