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2/25/2008 2:34:16 AM
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Whats the funniest comeback youve heard on Multiplayer?
Okay.
We all have those occasional players who pick on the little ones,
Or they'll even just argue with each other.
Ive heard some hilarious comebacks, But i personally believe its based on skill
Also, I think people going " oh ill own you on 1 vs 1 counts as skill.
Skill can mean anything,
even teamwork.
But seriously though what are some of the funniest comebacks you guys have heard?
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Nice. My friend just called me and said this happened. After a game of team doubles, my friend was on orange team with a girl. They won. Girl: We kick your ass! My friend: Yeah, we did! Red team guy: [Fuck] you. Girl:Sorry, I don't do requests. Red team guy: Fu- You know what, screw you! My friend: Same thing, [asshole] *Silence* [Edited on 04.25.2008 5:18 PM PDT]
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I am 14, but I sound younger. So when some guy older than me tells me to: Shut up and come back when your balls drop. All I have to do is: Yea they already have, right into your moms mouth.
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One time a young adult who obviously not all there got mad at me for taking his rockets and said " Give me those Rockets or I will come to your house and kill your baby hamster." I was speechless laughing. At first I thought he was joking but then he said it again when I stole his kill.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] YouHoser7893 [quote] [b] Posted by: [/b] DARTHBOB3187 LOL i did that same kinda thing the other day.. Other guy on team who won: " Wow, blue team sucks..." Me: " Yeah, we did, didn't we..." He went silent too. [/quote] See when they say that then you say "That's what i'm sayin, finally we agree on something"[/quote] i was playing grifball one day, and if youve seen the trailer rvb did for it, you know that simmons and church stand there simmons: there are two teams, one thats red.... church: .... and one thats good so me and 1 other guy beat a team of 4 3-to-1, and i said "you know, church is right, theres the red team, then theres the good team"
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not a comeback, but funny enough to share me: *snipe someone in the face*, I doubt his mother loves it now
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[quote] [b] Posted by: [/b] DARTHBOB3187 LOL i did that same kinda thing the other day.. Other guy on team who won: " Wow, blue team sucks..." Me: " Yeah, we did, didn't we..." He went silent too. [/quote] See when they say that then you say "That's what i'm sayin, finally we agree on something"
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F--- Yo Couch!
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"Oh, what was that?... I'm sorry, I don't speak c*ck in the mouth."
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whats up with all these mom jokes? there's seriously no humor in them at all.. its completely immature and juvenile
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One time me and my freinds kept going tinto that tunnel/tube on Highground and kept beating these guys a lot, so after the game was over they were yelling at us for our "tube tactics". lol
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anonymous player: said something to set someone off and they said what what what i cant hear you with your tallywacker(actually said ****) in my mouth Another time this dude said go rub a -blam!- and the dude said ill rub your -blam!-
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[quote][b]Posted by immortal6[/b]: i usually say this in the pregame lobby when its real quiet i ask the other team "Hey so uh when are they gettin' back together?" Curiously enough they ask "who?" i say "your Butt cheeks" always gets a chuckle and you cant comeback from that[/quote] This one is the winner.
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I didnt say this but this one dude was talking crap to another dude and the other dude said, "Why dont you s**t on my cat!!!"
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Well, I was playing Team Objective on Standoff. It was 1 Flat CTF. They were really bad, not even getting a score. Not even a kill, really. Anyways, we were winning, and we were about to score the flag. It was round 4/4, so it doesn't matter what we did, we won. Thats when we had a brilliant idea. We literally took their own flag back to their base, and put their flag back. We then retreated back to our base, went to their base, got the flag, almost scored, and did the same thing. We did this numerous times.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterFrostfire I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence[/quote] Thats the name of the skull; not originally yours
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my friend: "you are probably some fat 12 year old kid with no life" sum guy: "I have a life" my friend: "HAHAHAH YOU DIDNT DENY THE FACT THAT YOU WERE A FAT 12 YEAR OLD KID"
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"Wait until your balls drop" I think i have heard that one maybe about 17689 times.
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Right. Playing Team doubles with my friend, and kicking the other team's rear ends, and in the post-game lobby the guy goes 'Yeah well, I have recon and I'm going to hack you and take yours!' LMAO. Couldn't stop laughing until I jumped over the edge of Construct in the next game.
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my friend josh whipped out the most racial funny comeback ive ever heard. this black guy was speaking in slanders and -blam!- basically really couldnt understand him my friend josh siad shut the (-blam!-) up you god (damn) food stamp baby lmao couldnt stop laughing. Ps: im not a racist but he really is you can ask him yourself gamer tag is killXtank he loves to share his hatred sota speak >.>
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Girl: -blam!- you Me: I don't do requests. *Slight pause* Girl: ...Shut up... Funniest thing ever.
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I played a 40 year old trash talker one time and his kids were screamin in the background. I asked him how his wife and MY kids were doing.
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I had just won a Lone Wolves match by jumping into the leader's fight and killing his kill, then him, and in the postgame he said; "Yeah, because you stole everyone's kill you yellow bastard!" I laughed so hard, that I was still laughing in the next three matches. [Edited on 04.23.2008 2:07 PM PDT]
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i'm not posh... i've just got manners!
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ROFL!
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Some kid said, I am telling my mommy about you. Also , some guy went crazy that I won, so I laughed, and in his squeeky voice he said I am going to hack you with my super dooper computer! Then he actually said [b]LOLOLOLOLOL[/b] He didn't laugh, he actually said lol. What a looser
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