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10/2/2014 9:44:35 PM
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How to talk to a girl titan
I kept seeing her in the tower yesterday, looking mighty fine cashing in her bounties and such. I was just hoping for a little advice on how to approach this broad, because we'd surely make some cute "titanlock" babies if ya know what I'm sayin. How do I spit game?
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyFemale Titans stick to male Titans. They can not relate to skinny punks who have fairy wings and dance around with a butter knife It's life
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One does not simply approach a female Titan without the proper tributes.
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1 ReplyIt is a Titan. You just walk up, state what you want as slowly and as clearly as possible to be understood, and hope that they don't bury their fist in your body. Those things hurt.
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3 RepliesBe careful. That bulky armor is perfect for concealing weapons...
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I'm male titan and I can assure you they only accept big brutes like me 10/10 ign
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We titans do not congregate with the lesser folk. You aren't supposed to talk to us unless we talk to you first. If you insist on breaking class boundaries and speaking first to a Titan, I would suggest the following: No eye contact. Short statements. Statements should reflect things like " I finished your laundry" or " Your shoes are shined". You know, typical things you should be doing for your assigned Titan. No small talk. If no response, do not press the issue.
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1 ReplyYou can't. No in game chat. Sorry
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Edited by Krash Nebula: 10/2/2014 10:46:29 PM-blam!- her right in the pussy.... cat!
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Hey nice ass.ololool. Can i grab it...rofl?!?!?!? BTW I LIKE YOUR BIG SHINY ASS!!!11 (dont forget to include a rofl or lol after every sentence, girls like that!)
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Just grab a tit
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Spit game...In a game? Go outside youngling.
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Lull her to the fan... Then press the button ...
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Edited by Tucker: 10/2/2014 10:42:57 PMBody check her into the ground, apologize for not seeing her there, then ask her out for dinner.
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1. Make sure your affairs are in order. Female Titans are a finicky bunch. Approach one the wrong way and you won't live long enough to try again. 2. If she raises her fist, run to avoid being driven into the ground like a nail. 3. Do not attempt coy double entendre. Every response will be a heavily plated extremity impacting at high velocity to some part of you. Direct honesty is the way to go. 4. ????? 5. PROFIT.
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2 RepliesFlex, to manly shit, then ask her if u can -blam!-er right in the puzzy
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First you point to her and then you jump on top of boxes and start dancing to get her attention then once she notices play soccer with her and then you invite her to your ship so you can -blam!- her right in the pussy
