1. I absolutely HATE being told that I have a neckbeard. I also have a moustache. You're completely ignoring the other parts of my face where hair DOES grow and even though I can't grow hair on my cheeks, I feel that you're being discriminatory because all of my facial hair is fabulous, including the five whiskers that grow on each cheek.
2. We're not all sexist. Most of us just don't care that you're a girl. In fact, I'm all for equality. I'm an asshole to everyone. My harassment is gender blind. You should see me play league of legends, because if you feed, neither p3nis nor v4gina will stop me from telling you to kill yourself after you give your entire family aids. So please, ladies, if you suck and get told you suck, don't take it as a gender issue, take it as a que that you -blam!-ing suck. Girls game, THAT'S A FACT NOBODY CARES I DON'T CARE I'M NOT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK.
3. Clickbait articles like the one I'm parodying as I write this. No one gives a -blam!- what you hate. Good, you hate stuff. So do 7 billion other people on the -blam!-ing planet. Seriously, 22 things people with piercings are tired of hearing (posted by "basic alt girl" on my facebook - listen its 2016, nobody cares that you have piercings anymore).
4. I'm not trying to have sex with every girl gamer. I have a girlfriend. I don't care that you're a girl. Once again, I care that you're good. That's the only criteria I have for playing with you. If I'm fighting Atheon, and you keep dying before the first teleport (somehow) damn -blam!-ing right I'm going to kick you off my fireteam and find someone competent no matter what your genital composition is. Granted, I met my girlfriend on a video game - raging at her not for being a girl, but because she was 0-10 as Lux and played with a track pad and the screen locked.
5. Anita Sarkeesian. I did a bunch of gender studies in my final year of under-graduate history cause my uni had a boner for this type of stuff and all her videos are a joke. That being said, as a result, we -blam!-ing hate her. Come up with some real arguments for gender divisiveness in games and not just, shit a woman got killed here sexism.
6. Little kids. I -blam!-ing hate them. I'm bored of writing this now so I'm going to do something productive at work.
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Girls suck at gaming because aiming with one hand while making a sammitch with the other is hard. Plus the tv screens in the kitchen are smaller.
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:D you should totally join the nightfall brigade we are all jackasses regardless of gender (although we tell sexist jokes) you would fit in perfectly and we do nightfall and heroic strikes every week (hence our name) and we dont tolerate squeekers unless they have some form of intelligence (which we only have 1 squeeker outa the 40+ members) wer also gona start boosting our alt characters if u want in message me or reply bro :D
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wife is an anthropologist. ive learned to hate everyone.
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You know what I hate the most? Girls who blo my dick bad.
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A lot of Girl gamers need attention hence why the majority of them has the word "girl" in their sn (there's a reason hello!). That being said, I would know because i am a girl and i actually love the attention. Call it shallow but usually if other players know that you are one, you get spoiled. I mean, who would realistically give up that luxury?! These guys don't know what you look like, you could be ugly as sin and they would still hand over their time cards to make you happy. All in all, I can't blame girls for being attention hogs in games, I used to do it...until my significant other found out and banned me =[
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I like your writing and also hate the same things as you. Write more things you hate when you get bored at work so I can read more (also while I'm at work)
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Why is this in the Destiny forum?
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So your trying to say you basically hate society considering this is what it is made up off
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You were a little kid once you old fart
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lmao one of the best ones I have read so far ^.^
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Lol #3
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This is awesome. It read the post you were parodying early and I was dying by the time I read this.
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You know what I hate the most? Dumbasses who always seem to take the blame for everything males do and act all high and mighty by "apologizing for my gender". You aren't making yourself look good at all. You just look pathetic. Saw that crap in another thread. It's the same as saying every American person needs to apologize for Hiroshima, every Japanese person for Pearl Harbor, or every German person for the holocaust. If you weren't a part of anything, why the hell are you apologizing? Let the ignorant morons come to their senses and apologize themselves, or let them stay ostracizied from the rest of the sane, unprejudice population. Equality.
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So geh peopel just write shittier quality threads with 0 humour
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real OG thread right here -blam!-ing hacks all over the place.
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Edited by Shadowtechnik0: 9/30/2014 5:07:01 PMI wonder when feminists would try to take over the forums, dang too soon.
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A thread with some laughs. Thanks I needed an enlightenment from the " this is op and needs to be nerfed." Or "I've been cheated."
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But... they're just all desperate dudes, who have no other way of garnering a smidgen of attention. XD
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It's 2016?! Holy hell where have I been?
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You sir, are welcome to sit on this Winner of the Internet for the Day bench with me and share in some delicious Cookies and Awesome-Sauce!
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Omg it's 2016? I lost 2 years? Damn you destiny :/
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9/10 - Would read again
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Excellent post, I agree with all your points.
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Here i just bought you a virtual pint :P