Green texting because stories sound better. Long story, but it's worth it, I promise you, funniest thing that has ever happened to me >me and friend are seniors >friend is -blam!- buddies with this junior girl, we'll call her blonde >I own a jeep >with friend when we find out blonde wants to go for a top down ride because bitches love jeeps >I'm like nah bruh I'm not about that 3rd wheeling shit >tell her to bring her sluttiest friend, who me and my friend both know as a girl we'll call brunette (also a junior) >plays dumb card and says she doesn't have slutty friends >me my friend blonde and brunette hangout that day, nothing crazy >power of apple= group chat started that night with us 4 >we decide that we should all get drunk together >the girls have a competition who could send the better nude in the group chat >brunette won, never let blonde know though >fast foward about a week, me and my friend's last day of highschool, the girls still have school for another week >decide were all going to drink that night >sneak over brunettes house with a lot of fireball and burnettes (whiskey and vodka) >can't be caught >friend and I look at each other knowing that were going to get caught >ayyy lmao >later in the night friend becomes angry drunk, I'm very drunk and drinking more, the girls are pretty much sober >friend tells the girls to -blam!- off >the girls say verbatim "if you're not gunna do shit with us we'll do shit with eachother" >girls start making out >I take a snapchat mystory of it because I had to be funny >brunette starts riding my friends dick while making out with blonde >blonde sees, rage quits because my friend was her -blam!- buddy >pushes brunette off of friend >brunette starts riding me >blonde starts riding friend, trying to out-blam!- brunette >headboard of the bed banging >footsteps coming on the stairs >friend and I jump out of bed and into closet to hide >closet door rips open >brunette's mom >friend and I are only in our boxers >sprint out of house, grabbed my bag, friend grabbed his phone >running through streets in just underwear >realize my bag doesn't have any clothes in it or my phone, or my keys, just empty bottles >dumb the bottles on some randoms lawn >find dark spot on the road so cops don't see us (currently 1230am btw) >decide we need our clothes >go back to brunettes house >on side of the house telling brunette to throw out shit out >ayy lmao >mom and stepfather (btw we didn't know there was a father figure in the subject) walk outside asking us what were doing >were already caught, so we tell them we need our shit >they make brunette bring it out to us >we get dressed >find out blonde walked home and had my keys & wallet >U WOT M8?!? >brunettes mom wants to talk to blondes mom >in the car with brunettes mom and stepdad and my friend going to blondes house >stepdad asks us if we were trying to have sex with his stepdaughter >friend says yes, but didn't because he didn't have a condom >me and my drunken self decide to speak up, "oh I have a condom" and procede to show stepdad >stepdad wants 1v1 irl > get to blondes house > brunettes mom tells blonde mom everything >me and friend are laughing in the background >brunette parents drop us off at other friends house >other friend tells us to leave because his mom was being bitchy >friends phone is dead, my has been at 1% for the past 10 minutes >friends dad picks up the phone, coming to save us >phone dies before phone call ends >wake up in the morning at friends house >have to go to school to turn in a late paper, my friend has to do the same >enter school >every junior we see is freaking out when they see us, asking what happened and what not >remember that I made a mystory of the girls making out >lol >brunette texts me, saying she cried in the bathroom all day because everyone found out she made out with blonde, threatens to call the cops on me >text her back saying that I don't know her and don't know what she's talking about >block her on social media >LOLOLOLOL Will forever remember that as my last day of High School.