Seriously, please stop using the word "RNGesus". It's offensive to Christians everywhere. Comparing a random number generator giving you loot to the salvation of the world is downright wrong. As you can tell by my name, I'm obviously a reverend, so I'm doubly offended. Why not say "RNGenius!", or "RNGenie!", or "RNGeewillikers!", all non-offensive replacements that are just as cool. The main reason to stop using the phrase is because you have not been blessed by RNGesus as much as I have, so you would be blaspheming. Now, enjoy reading the comments of those who did not read enough of this post to realize that it is satirical.
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3 RepliesI find people getting offended at words on internet very offensive.
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1 ReplyLike this?: RNGesus
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This post is RNGay
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Us Fire Emblem fans send our offerings to the great RNGoddess Anna.
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1 ReplyI find all religions offensive
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1 ReplyYou guys should read that last sentence, it's killer.
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3 RepliesAs a mathematician I am offended by the improper use of the term RNG. Computers are incapable of generating a Random number. The correct term to use is "Pseudo Random Number Generator" or "PRNG"
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1 ReplyAs an actual Christian. I'm offended you would lump me in with everyone else. /sarcasm
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5 RepliesI am a Christian It is not offensive to me at all Your move.
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1 ReplyRNGesus is love. RNGesus is life. RNGesus is Light.
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[quote]Why not say "RNGenius!", or "RNGenie!", or "RNGeewillikers!"[/quote] Because it's the random number goddess
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Jesus touched himself, now thats offensive :P
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5 RepliesEdited by BIGBURGERBOX: 9/20/2014 12:46:02 PMThat's okay, you're allowed to be offended. RNGesus forgives.
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1 ReplyThe world is offensive, get over yourself.
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Well played sir, well played
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1 ReplyShadowRev? So you're obviously a satanist reverend.
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1 ReplyEdited by Fingernageldreck: 9/20/2014 8:17:12 AMHow many of these bait threads do we have to read until you guys are happy? I mean the first one is ok, its nothing new but ok. But after 10th, 15th threads its getting old. People dont read your whole thread and answer to your first few lines. Nothing new.
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1 Replyshawdow-rev and u say rev stands for reverend so your a reverend of the shadow.... so Reeaalllly your just jealouse we didnt call it RNG-SATAN. ~praise phogoth
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Hahahahaha nice
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10 RepliesStop being such a butthurt religious nut head.
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Edited by DubST3Rized: 9/20/2014 12:38:24 PMJesus was a black man, now thats offensive :P
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3 RepliesI like to picture my RNGesus in a tuxedo t-shirt
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This thread wins, comments are priceless. ADD at it's finest.
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4 RepliesBeing Christian myself, it is far from being offensive. You're just looking for something to complain about.
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Edited by Malaphesto: 9/20/2014 8:19:10 AMPersonally I'm more a believer of RNGanesha the remover of obstacles. RNGanesha will guide us in our search for perfect engram decryptions.
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I smell a new Adult Swim show: Black RNGesus.