So weird, I was looting the loot cave and found this letter attached to an engram...
[quote]Guardians,
We give up! We offer our unconditional surrender. There have been dozens of you outside the entrance of our hideout for over a week now. We can't sleep, eat, or even move. Every time we send a scout to see if there is a chance for escape, 45 rockets, 100 sniper rounds, and countless grenades and bullets come screaming towards us. We are out of food and water and many of us are in need of medical support. We though giving you all of our engrams, weapons, and armor would get you off our back but you just keep coming back! We're out of everything in here, there is nothing left! We gave our last purple engram and still, no cease in your persistent onslaught. Please give us a chance to surrender, we will go quietly.
-The Hive in the Cave[/quote]
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Post of the week!!!
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Edited by zavi17: 9/20/2014 11:00:03 PMlol definitley the funniest thread on here. just reading the first sentence and figuring out where you were going with this made me burst out laughing for a good 10 mins.
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Stood outside that cave a few times now but last night was the first time I all of a sudden found myself surrounded by Knights and wizards and chosen acolytes. I guess I had not hung around long enough before? But I do like the little mini event where it says on screen that enemies are moving in to attack each other, a good break between the cave and the other event locally.
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Revenge for the Siege of Tycho!
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This amuses me.
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lol, no surrender!
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I have no problem with farmers but I just don't understand it. I don't farm at all because it gets boring after a few minutes, and I got the Hard Light exotic auto rifle from a legendary engram drop on mars, an exotic helmet I can't remember the name of on Venus and legendary gauntlets, leg and chest armor from I can't remember where. So to me farming isn't any faster than just playing. If you like to farm that's all good with me but I think you would have more fun if you just play. Even if you have all the best gear the game only allows you to do x amount of damage based on the enemies lvl.
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Invite me
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Wow this thread blew up! Glad everyone liked my note.
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People are cyber bulling the monsters if the loot cave shame
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This is truly hilarious. That said, farming is a necessary backbone of loot based RNGs. There's nothing wrong with farming here. Now perhaps the better answer would be to have more spawn points like this such that all the ppl playing this game could not be standing on top of one another to do so. Another good fix would be to increase drop rates for higher lvl enemies. Then end game farming could proceed, as it should, without low level chars reaping the benefits. That said, and as I've stated elsewhere bad plus gear still equals bad.
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At least this is funny.
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Just LOL m8 :)
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[quote]Guardians, We give up! We offer our unconditional surrender. There have been dozens of you outside the entrance of our hideout for over a week now. We can't sleep, eat, or even move. Every time we send a scout to see if there is a chance for escape, 45 rockets, 100 sniper rounds, and countless grenades and bullets come screaming towards us. We are out of food and water and many of us are in need of medical support. We though giving you all of our engrams, weapons, and armor would get you off our back but you just keep coming back! We're out of everything in here, there is nothing left! We gave our last purple engram and still, no cease in your persistent onslaught. Please give us a chance to surrender, we will go quietly. -The Hive in the Cave[/quote] I feel so bad now :'c
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LOL! I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER! Oh man. This made my day.
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Your time is up alien. We've sent Will Smith and Geof Goldblum to your mother ship. Welcome to earth! PS. The pizza boy isn't getting through either.
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[quote]Dear Hive, I have explored this cave, it isn't as deep as you make it out to be. You just want the cave for yourself because you are greedy bastards. -Guardian, Cave Farmer[/quote]
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....... Bahahahahahahha
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Where is this loot cave? :o
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Where is the Loot Cave? I just started.
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lol how silly x)
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Edited by sleepInsom: 9/20/2014 4:08:19 PMI don't get why people farm. It's boring as hell, the chance of getting anything good with a legendary engram is slim, and you get can all the legendaries you want from the PvP/PvE faction representatives. Farming in this game is like throwing your money in a pond hoping for a sandwich when there's a sandwich shop just down the block. Are there this many people not understanding how the game works?
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I hope things like this make people stop lol