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Edited by Cyanide:
9/28/2016 1:28:14 AM
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Best Item Description
In your opinion guardians, what weapon/armor/class item has the best or funny or cool description. Or does it reveal some lore you love?
For me, my favorite description so far that I've seen is my Legendary Ghost Angel Cloak.
"We are an army of the chosen dead."
How about you guys?
Edit:
Just found this, pretty dam funny
Crackerjack.beta: "Not liable for damage or disability caused by prototype performance."
Edit 2: it seems like The Comedian is a top favorite.
Edit 3: never thought this thread would be this popular
Edit 4: It's year two now. This thread is year old as of this month :~:
Edit 5: It's year 3 and this topic is now almost 2 years old
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1 ReplyMy favorite to this day, despite many awesome ones, is Black Hammer's original description. "I cannot permit you to exist." Fits the weapon to a T.
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Cloak of Taniks "He of the endless troves of arms, and legs, and hearts, and lungs and..." [spoiler]dicks lmao[/spoiler]
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The CE Titan set is awesome. 'Their howls of terror mark your arrival'
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AOS#Cryptid Cloak [i]Out there? All that is a job. Here, in the Crucible - this is a life[/i]
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"Speak and the darkness obeys. Command and the song turns upon itself.
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3 RepliesFound in a null-g hangar, drifting alongside fourteen limbless and decapitated Fallen corpses.
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"By the time they know you're there, they're already dead" stillpiercer. It's a patience and time "reference"
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6 RepliesEdited by Martin_TF141: 10/28/2015 8:50:35 PM"More light! More light!"
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1 Reply"Additive Synthesis, where A is amplitude and B is bullets in their face." "Listen for the protests of weak minds breaking, crying out that their defeat was an error, a mistake." "'Till even the stars heed our calling."
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Crota weapons are generally pretty good. And gotta love the box o' raisins!
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4 RepliesI love the description on the nothing manacles. I also love the description on a rare pulse rifle, called Echo 33. It reads, " Negative. We will hold until overrun. Echo 3-3, signing off."
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I played you in rift today, and then saw you in the tower. Weird coincidence, huh?
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3 RepliesEdited by Lozepath: 8/14/2015 8:49:19 PMHand mounted artillery (inedible type) This much fun should be outlawed Save yourself to save them all Fly beneath eternity Dodging the Permian bullet
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1 ReplyContrary to Hunter belief, gliding is not called "floofing about" - some warlock gear
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2 Replies"Let's stop thinking about opening the lock and start thinking about removing the wall" rare warlock bond
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INVITE ONLY (Party Crasher)
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There was Life, then he spoke unto it, then there was life no more. word of crota
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"Fight your way!" "Who knew such a tiny thing could cause so much trouble?" "He skipped like a stone on time's ocean. This is what's left-" "We will not go quietly"
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no ammo? no problem.
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1 ReplyThe Nifty_Biscuit is my favorite thing in the game
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1 Reply"I tried to talk them down. They made a grab for my ghost. After that it was a short conversation" - Ikora Rey (Invective)
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1 ReplyThis thread has taught me to pay more attention to the random gear I just dismantle all the time
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2 RepliesAn upcycled torrent of righteous thunder.
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"When one can wield the fire of stars, what use is flesh and bone" -Sunbreakers Ps bungei make them available year 2
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I like the Last Words description and the Touch of Malice.
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2 Replies"Aha. Ahahaha. Ahahahahahaha"
