I wasn't being serious with my original response, I was making a point about the sort of people that would use this sort of thing to attack the OP on a personal level, as some members of this forum are want to do.

Because pushing a parasite roughly the size of a clown's shoe that's been weighing you down for the past nine months through a bodily orifice that shouldn't normally stretch more than a couple inches wider than it's normal size is a lengthy, excruciatingly painful, and potentially life-threatening activity, and the average person likes to think that when they've shredded their genitals for someone else, they've earned some bragging rights, whether or not they decide to keep that person in their life?