[quote]On the one hand I hate babies and small children, and I want to ruin your time of joy with a facetious reminder of the stress the next twenty or so years of your life will bring. But on the other, if I allow myself to feel joy for another human being, I may grow as a person and eventually leave behind my shell of misanthropy and cynicism which I use to cover up my abundant insecurities about my character flaws and how others perceive me and learn to become a half-decent human being that doesn't prey on the difficulties of people happier than I to achieve short-lived satisfaction. I hope you enjoy working two jobs to pay for the incoming increase in expenditures and watching yourself lose your spritely youth as your daughter grows into a beautiful, clever,and charming young woman that makes every man around her dependent on her approval and mortally afraid of her rejection.[/quote] This fàggot knows what's up.