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Edited by o______________o:
9/17/2014 9:28:47 PM
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I'm thinking about pressing a lawsuit for false advertising.
I was promised by bungie that I would have an open world. The trailers specifically stated that if I saw something in the distance, I could visit it, climb it, and explore it. I was mislead. There are invisible walls everywhere, restricting my movement. Several of my relatives are lawyers. They said this could certainly count as false advertising. This is a satire thread. I love bungie and I have no intention of suing them. I am creating this thread to test user's ability to read more than one sentence, as well as parodying everybody who takes this game too seriously. If you fall for this thread, then you really need to rethink your life. Well, I better sound angry again. Bungie, you are dead to me. You lied to us, your loyal fans. You are becoming the next EA.
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#Destiny
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Edited by bigbirdjones: 9/30/2014 3:31:14 PMPlease do. Go waste your allowance.
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I have passed the IQ portion of the forums today
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Read it all
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3 RepliesWatch out guys we got ourselves a badass!
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Lol'd im french and ive taken the time to read all , compare to the half idiot who read the first sentence and directly comment
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2 RepliesHah! Your lawsuit would be better spent on R*. ONE WHOLE -blam!-ing year and still no HEISTS
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4 RepliesYou are the biggest -blam!-ing baby I have seen EVER on any forums in existence. Please just crawl into a hole or decide to do something with your life.
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1 ReplyEdited by Droppockets: 9/30/2014 2:59:17 PMread.
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what a sad little life you live kid
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8/8 gr8 b8 m8
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4 RepliesLOL at all the people who didn't take 30 seconds of there miserable life to read through OP's post.
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4 RepliesWhat a pathetic moron
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3 RepliesI used to think your posts were funny but now they're just sad and pathetic. If you don't like Destiny then do us all a favor and piss off back to CoD.
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Haha, I want to sit back and watch this one.
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2 RepliesYou do you baby cakes. Keep on doing your thang.
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Woohoo I can read! All the way thru.
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1 ReplyWell played good sir. Well played. But I read everything.
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4 RepliesBrah I should sue u for talking snack to bungie u mean really u think its funny bungie would throw u into walls for days if u tryed to sue them. Then love u since u love them. Brah then bungie would sue u for false advertising ur face!
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1 ReplyI passed your test ;) You are a great person
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1 ReplyEdited by Drob: 9/24/2014 4:42:32 AMYea yea, I actually read the whole ridiculous thing. So tired of stupid posts.
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1 ReplyYou too?
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<sarcasm> Got the game as a gift from a friend. I'll go ask for a refund. /me ragequit </sarcasm>
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1 ReplyYou caught a lot of fish with that net mate, well played.
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2 RepliesI used to think your posts were funny but now they're just sad and pathetic. If you don't like Destiny then do us all a favor and piss off back to CoD.
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1 ReplyGood job my brain started hurting until I got to. This is a satire thread. Then I lol at people who just read the title. PS I'm thinking of raising the exotic prices what do you think?
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1 ReplyYou might want to wait a bit before your next post, otherwise everybody'll know it's a troll post. Also, I'm pretty sure Bungie could be sued for false advertising and lose.
