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Edited by o______________o:
9/17/2014 9:28:47 PM
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I'm thinking about pressing a lawsuit for false advertising.
I was promised by bungie that I would have an open world. The trailers specifically stated that if I saw something in the distance, I could visit it, climb it, and explore it. I was mislead. There are invisible walls everywhere, restricting my movement. Several of my relatives are lawyers. They said this could certainly count as false advertising. This is a satire thread. I love bungie and I have no intention of suing them. I am creating this thread to test user's ability to read more than one sentence, as well as parodying everybody who takes this game too seriously. If you fall for this thread, then you really need to rethink your life. Well, I better sound angry again. Bungie, you are dead to me. You lied to us, your loyal fans. You are becoming the next EA.
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#Destiny
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Take it to Judge Judy or Judge Rinder if your in UK
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11/10 Would hire Cochran.
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1 ReplyAgain?
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Boromir - They have a cave troll...
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Longface troll = kid confirmed
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Lol fully read
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2 RepliesEdited by OuO_Whats_This: 12/30/2014 2:07:30 PMPlease do. I'd really like to see how that works out for you. Edit: OHHHHHHHHHHH ok just went back and read the rest. Ya got me man :P lol
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1 ReplyEdited by D.Warlock13: 9/30/2014 10:29:03 PMWell played young grasshopper, well played. 10/10 and +1
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7 Replies8/10 i lol'd
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4 RepliesDamn longface this thread doesnt even have a satire tag. You really wanted to test people's intelligence and not just their field of vision huh?
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Yeah well, uhhh, your mom! [spoiler]jk luv u bby[/spoiler]
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hahahahah this made me literally LOL. Best post I have read in awhile. Good Job!!
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1 Replywow, some people who actually failed to read the whole post. well played longface
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2 RepliesIs this real ?
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usually i just ignore my urge to comment on your posts but this one takes the cake well played sir
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It was done for MASS EFFECT 3 it can be done to DESTINY
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2 Replies:( why do people's reading skill suck so much...
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Dem replies tho
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Edited by AdmiralCrunch222: 9/30/2014 3:43:27 PMDude, you forgot the satire hashtag! Now you are going to get more ripped apart. EDIT: you sneaky bastard, I just saw the one satire sentence :P.
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I still can't believe the number of people that take your topics seriously.
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The IQ of the forums is shown yet again.
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How many times do I need to mute this moron
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Don't I will loose respect for you and wont vote for you when you run for president in your attempt to dominate the world. HAIL LONGFACE
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False advertisement law suits have happened before. Considering this practice has happened over and over again for the last 5 years its only a matter of time.
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Edited by bigbirdjones: 9/30/2014 3:31:14 PMPlease do. Go waste your allowance.
