10. It didn't clean my house while I was at work, after repeated commands to do so.
9. It doesn't smell nice like my wife after a bubble bath.
8. I went to PvP and some asshole shot me in the face with a fusion rifle. Rude!!!
7. Apparently it wasn't enough to keep Robin Williams alive.
6. The name of the game reminds me of a stripper I dated back in the early 90's and she broke my heart and I don't wanna talk about it so shut up!
5. "Destiny" can be anagramed to "Ed's Tiny" and it's not nice to make fun of other peoples' genitalia. Plus, that's Ed's girlfriend's problem, not Bungie's.
4. I like to dedicate at least 20 hours a day to beating a video game because lets face it what else do i have to do and unless i am the best i am nothing and i'm bored already because ive run out of things to do and also i have no idea what punctutation is or how to use it or even why anyone would need such a thing
3. The dance moves are ghey. Why can't my character do a Funky Chicken??? WHY, BUNGIE, WHY???????
2. I really like the game but my negativity gets more responses from my fellow forum readers and I like attention.
1. I'm a 12 year old entitled jerk who probably talks back to his mama.
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