Despicable Me: One that is so odorous it offends even the pooper Despicable Me 2: A return trip to the porcelain god after thinking the original Despicable Me was all over. The Rundown: After some ethnic food to which you aren't accustomed. Crimson Tide: Self explanatory...and better go to the doctor. Children of the Corn: After an autumn feast including maize. The Thing: Very sticky...requires incessant wiping post-excrement. Man of Steel: Lot of clenching, and hits the side of the bowl like a brick. The Dark Knight: This one is literally black...not brown...black. Rambo: The floater that simply won't go down no matter how many times you flush it. The Green Mile: Typically oblong after a high fiber diet consisting of vegetables. The Nutty Professor: Lots of escapees which evaded your alimentary tract's digestive process. The Wizard of Oz: The long slender yellow one that winds in a circle...(typically this defecate is seen in age groups < 3) and finally... Transformers: The Dark Side of the Moon: This one only sees it's glorious maker in the night's sky and breaks apart to leave a brown mixture. Typically these are hard to get up from as no light pierces through to the bowl and you have the red ring souvenir. What dark recesses harbor these things in the annals of our creative process?...loll