No, he is not and this post makes no sense.
Umm who is Douglas Adams?
The titan is hands down the most well equipped guardian simply because he has a towel, he and his trusty towel shall conquer all.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have.
You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta
You can lie on it on the brilliant marble‐sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours
You can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon
Use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth
Wet it for use in hand‐to‐hand‐combat
Wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous)
You can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.
More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: nonhitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, washcloth, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet-weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might have accidentally "lost.". What the strag will think is that any man that can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.