What's wrong with the water? Why can't it just let a shark do what he needs to do to float on?
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The sea's always like "back in my day." But the sea is, like, a million years old.
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So it's remembering the times where it was just asexual blobs splitting up into other asexual blobs?
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Yeah. He's that conservative.
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Oh wow, not too good with change I guess.
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Yeah. He's been mad at gay people ever since Caligula, the Roman, ordered his troops to stab the seawater.
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You sure it wasn't when we set the water on fire in the great lakes?
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Yeah that got him pretty pissed off too, but this anger wasn't directed to gays. He directed that anger towards japan a few years later.