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8/22/2014 5:05:13 PM


Wassup Titans, Hunters and nerds? It's Bill here with another Cooking with Cabal. By request today's dish is for all those guardians who want to eat a bit more healthy (lookin at you ladies) and so today our dishes won't involve killing living beings, only Exo and Vex cause they ain't people. Let's make some Spinsalads. You will need: 1 Vex head 5 Spinmetals 1 case of Ascendant energy 1 baseball bat 1 Exo (preferably one you hate) 1 case of Ether seeds So let's start with the Vex, you need to find one and dispatch it quickly. Don't shoot the head or body, legs are fine to take out, keeps them from running. Detach the head and hollow it out and you have your bowl. From the body find a cooling substance the Vex keep, located around the center. Don't drink it yet it will kill you. Now for the Exo. With the baseball bat find an Exo going somewhere no one else will see you and give them a good bashing! Now Exos have an odd extra battery located in the thigh of their left leg, take that and run before your arrested for vandalizing property. Mix the coolant and the acid from the battery into the bowl and the poison will be counteracted. Mix it with ascendant energy and you have your ranch. Add the spinmetal and ether seeds and you have the justification that this stuff is healthy. Well I have to go now as I appear to be getting sued by my Exo audience for discrimination. Tune in next time where we kill puppies for the ultimate BBQ. Wait, now the animal activists are suing me? What next? The Warlocks too!?! DAMN YOU NERDS!!!

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