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Knock knock.
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I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat! [spoiler]dyslexia is like that ;)[/spoiler]
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What did Jesus do when he visited the local Inn? [spoiler]He walked up to the Inn Keeper, handed him 4 nails, and said "Can you put me up for the night?"[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
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[spoiler]I'll have a Coke![/spoiler]
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bob has 10 candy bars. he eats 6. what does he have? [spoiler]bob has diabetes[/spoiler]
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A blind man walks into a bar [spoiler]and a chair[/spoiler] [spoiler] and a table[/spoiler]
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb. [spoiler]1 two hold the light and two to spin the chair.[/spoiler]
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if you are offended easily don't read [spoiler]What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Nothing, you already told her twice[/spoiler]
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Edited by N-miser: 8/20/2014 10:37:00 AMAt first I didn't like my beard, but then it grew on me. Also I'm reading this book about anti-gravity and I just can't put it down.
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What do get when you cross a bird with a tiger?[spoiler]i don't know, but if it says"polly wants a cracker", you better give it one!![/spoiler]
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You ever have Ethiopian food? [spoiler]No? Neither have they[/spoiler] I'm going to hell...
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The goverment
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Xbox One.
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I have got myself a new sparrow made of wood. It's got wooden seat, a wooden body, a wooden engine, [spoiler]and wouldn't start![/spoiler]
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These jokes came from the moon...
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What does Geronimo yell when he jumps off of things? [spoiler]MEEEEE!![/spoiler]
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I've decided to sell my Hoover … well, it was just collecting dust [spoiler]cant take the credit for this as it was the winning joke at the Edinburgh fringe festival! Made me laugh though[/spoiler]
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How does a snowman go to work? He rides an Icicle.... Yep guys, Corny Christmas jokes you find on yogurts FTW
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? [spoiler]Cancer[/spoiler]
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Patiently waiting until the 9th
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Why was the boy sad? [spoiler]Because he had a frog stapled to his face[/spoiler]
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So a doctor a lawyer, and a engineer go into a gun range.
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Edited by aboniks: 8/20/2014 5:40:22 AMA termite walks in to a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says: [spoiler][i]"Hey Mac, is the bar tender here?"[/i][/spoiler]
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Two big black dudes see a scrawny white dude walk into a bar… You write the rest.