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Titan: Hey, wanna go get some drinks? Warlock: Who's going? Titan: Just you and me. Warlock: Nah, I hate those guys.
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A blonde sat in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and an ugly purse. She has a gun with two bullets. [spoiler]she shoots the bag twice[/spoiler]
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I used to be a Guardian, then I took a pike in the knee. Now I'm a vendor.
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Tell you a joke? Xbox
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Edited by DannyPG: 8/20/2014 9:35:25 AMI used to be a guardian like you, then I took a sparrow to the knee! Well, I'm ready for the death threats. [spoiler]Let's be honest, if I didn't do it, then someone else would have![/spoiler]
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? [spoiler]You can't peanut butter your dick up someones a$$[/spoiler]
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Edited by gingernutty: 8/20/2014 11:24:47 AMThe Destiny community. Also: what's the difference between a pot of yoghurt and the U.S.A? After 200 years the yoghurt develops a culture.
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Knock knock. [spoiler]who's there?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Europe.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Europe who?[/spoiler] [spoiler]No, ur a poo.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Thyy Savage: 8/20/2014 12:24:30 PMWhat's the difference between harry potter and a jew? Harry escaped the chamber
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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]wanna go ride bikes?[/spoiler]
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Did you hear about the jogger who's suing Lorayna Bobbitt. When she threw John's pecker out the window, it hit the jogger in the face and now he's cock-eyed.
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Edited by Ghost of Reach: 8/20/2014 11:58:25 AMI'm not a Guardian....[spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler] [spoiler]and I don't want to tell a joke...[/spoiler]
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's girlfriend? [spoiler]Neither has he[/spoiler] Sorry...
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A casual pub player trying to tell those who want custom matches that the current pub multiplayer is really competitive MP....and that you don't need custom game to play competitively.... Certainly made me laugh...
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A casual pub player trying to tell those who want custom matches that the current pub multiplayer is really competitive MP....and that you don't need custom game to play competitively.... Certainly made me laugh...
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Does august count as a joke [spoiler]haha[/spoiler]
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What's brown and sticky[spoiler]a stick [/spoiler]
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Edited by N-miser: 8/20/2014 11:45:55 AMWhat did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat-mobile? [spoiler]Get in the bat-mobile.[/spoiler]
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Not really a joke but a woman in England phoned the police because she thought she had been blindfolded and kidnapped when actually she woke up with her duvet over her head!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]Because you didn't fuqing cook it! [/spoiler]
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What's black and white and red all over? [spoiler]A newspaper[/spoiler] [spoiler]It's more of a riddle[/spoiler]
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Your birth. No but seriously knock knock
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Some Gold walks into a bar in Australia [spoiler]Barman shouts AU[/spoiler]
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? [spoiler]It was dead.[/spoiler]
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Knock knock.