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8/20/2014 4:10:17 AM
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Remember when you pulled your pants all the way down to pee?

When we were little kids we used to always pull our pants all the way down to pee because we didn't discover that we could just stick our wieners out. Imagine doing that now.
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  • I want everyone to see my hairy butt
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  • I'm a herm, so I was always in the stall and sitting.
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  • I never did that.
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  • Edited by Nihil: 8/20/2014 3:13:33 PM
    That actually reminds me of a funny story. So when I was in the 2nd grade, there was supposedly curse urinal because some girl came into the boys room and peed in it. No one ever use that urinal. Ever.
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  • What's funny is I'm in the military and we have random urinalysis, so when I grab a buddy to be an observer, I always pull my pants all the way down and pull my shirt up over my head just to mess with them.
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  • Lol that sounds so dumb. Imagine all the guys who'd get killed by zombies in the zombie apocalypse by peeing like that.
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  • Edited by Nemesis: 8/20/2014 9:32:44 AM
    I don't remember doing it myself but i remember being the first to "discover" this it was like revolutionary i was like the cool kid in class who didn't show his ass to the entire world when he took a piss Edit: i do remember in my sophmore year of highschool i walked into the bathroom and saw a special needs kid with his pants and underwear all the way down i turned right around and walked out i saw my friend anthony walking towards the bathroom so i stayed to watch his reaction he looked in had a little surprised look on his face then walked in i looked in a few seconds later and i saw 2 bare asses that time
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      Caboose
      Caboose

      [E] Prepare to be enforced. #TeamSoffish - old

      Remember when you had to go to the bathroom dressed up in a full body, fully geared cosplay costume?
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    • I never peed like that fortunately.
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    • I still pee like that....
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      • Not all of us have wieners. I still pull my pants down to pee.
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        • I still do that for the toilet. Not for urinals...
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        • You either have photogenic memory or you were way to old when you figured out pants had an easy access option.... I don't remember shit before like 6
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        • What do you mean "used to"?
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          • Some of us don't have that luxury, but if I had the equipment to keep them up I would. I could always buy a funnel but I don't know.. doesn't have the same effect.
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          • Trying to pee the highest was also common amongst the 6 year olds of my time.
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          • I never did... I used to just undo the zipper but not the button.
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          • No I never did and I thought it was weird when I saw anyone do that no matter what age I was or they were
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            Golden Charizard
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            No hands robo johnson - old

            >implying some people here are no longer little kids.
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            • I never did that but I walked in on some kid in school that pulled both his pants and underware all the way down to show off his pasty ass
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            • My four year-old is in this stage. Public restrooms are hilarious. Especially because he is extremely social and friendly. Nothing like walking into a restroom and getting an immediate and enthusiastic "hello" from a kid whizzing with his pants securely around his ankles.
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              • Edited by ghostdiver30: 8/20/2014 4:41:33 AM
                I remember pulling my pants down all the time...[spoiler]in #offtopic :)[/spoiler] Edit: I do it mentally
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              • I was always the only kid who didn't do that and I always wondered why everyone had their asses hanging out when you could just use the fly like a boss.
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              • I can't do that because my shorts don't have holes... uh, I guess? Context : I always wear shorts under my pants, and even if I'm not, I have to pull [i]something[/i] down... so, no, this doesn't really pertain to me... or something.
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              • I actually don't remember doing that. I guess I must've at some point.
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              • i remember in 3rd grade there were these two twins and while i was in the bathroom they were at the pee thingy (right by each other) with their pants all the way down, their cheeks showing and everything, as they peed. Some funny stuff.
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