So guardians, are you getting so desperate that you are recruiting children? I encountered one of your youth who could have been no more than 10 cycles old. He had a foul mouth and plenty of spirit. But his bravery was not born out of experience, but out of naivety. He thought he could "own my ass" by charging at me blindly. But his screams were music to my ears when I stuck my blade into his chest, lifted him up into the air, and threw him against the wall. There, he proceeded to go delirious, repeatedly shouting "WHAT THE -blam!-?!? THIS GAME IS HACKED! MY DAD WORKS FOR BUNGIE!". I silenced his noise by liberating his head from his body and impaling it on a pike, with the spike going through his mouth. His horror was so great, that I swear I could still hear him screaming after his headless body slumped to the ground in a pool of it's own blood. A few seconds later, his twin brother appeared and ran towards me hurling the same juvenile battle cries, but I disposed of him with ease. Then more of his identical brothers ran towards me, all screaming. Eventually, the last one appeared, but he was crying. He was the smartest one because he shouted "I HATE THIS! I CAN'T WIN! I -blam!-ING HATE THIS! LAG!" before disappearing out of existence.
YOU ALL SHOULD FOLLOW HIS ADVICE AND GIVE UP WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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#Destiny
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If they gave up before the game comes out, the troll will have nothing to eat. :(
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"Should"
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I do have some respect for the humans, but I would have done the same.
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Actually as a Guardian I respect you for that (killing off the noobs) but wait till an older more experienced Titan like me comes your way.
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Give me a couple of weeks then I'll be seeking justice for all those you've harmed!
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Grammar attack!! "I slayed your children guardians" should be " I have slain your children, Guardians." Haha take that you illiterate filth!! Although by the sound of their last words.... No great loss.
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Jokes on you. I don't have kids
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Please, impale as many as you need. We could sure do without them...
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Hey Four Eyes, did you collect any of the bodies or "trophies" I could use for cooking?
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That's why when I recruit for my clan, I note that you have to be at least 18 years old to join. Nothing against kids in general but the maturity and skill level has to match up.
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that was needlessly detailed
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Nerd.
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"WORT WORT WORT"
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Edited by CodeVantage: 8/20/2014 7:08:15 PMTHANK GOD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE AMOUNT OF FAVOR YOU'RE DOING FOR THE VANGUARD COMMUNITY BY GETTING RID OF IMMATURE, BACKTALKING SOLDIERS.
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Hey Four Eyes. Let us meet at the Reef under the truce of The Queen. There I will buy you a drink and thank you for your magnificent bravery whilst battling our young screaming ankle biters. You have brought peace to my ears for a short time and disposed of a few of those little annoyances which Troll my adult brethren for immediate attention with their outrageous outbursts. So let us sit down together and raise our glasses in unison to drink hearty while celebrating of the irradiation of the Tiny Toddler Trolls!
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Good riddance.
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Two things. 1. No one likes kids on XBL. 2. You sound like a fool.
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Guardians is a tittle, therefor it should be capitalized. I'm not sure we should be afraid of a alien that fails to realize that simple fact. But I did enjoy the story so you get a 7/10.
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We don't have kids, maybe your eye sight made your own kids look like a guardian & you killed your own. F a i l
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*Reads first sentence* Nope.
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10/10 would impale
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I bow to you good Sir that was beautiful
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Attacking kids who can't fight back huh? Wait until you run into me.
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How did you do that? The game is rated T maybe you are a hacker o_0
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Congrats you beat a couple 10 year olds
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Edited by FleeingInk058: 8/21/2014 5:33:27 AMThanks for the murder of those unwanted kids. This might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship