So guardians, are you getting so desperate that you are recruiting children? I encountered one of your youth who could have been no more than 10 cycles old. He had a foul mouth and plenty of spirit. But his bravery was not born out of experience, but out of naivety. He thought he could "own my ass" by charging at me blindly. But his screams were music to my ears when I stuck my blade into his chest, lifted him up into the air, and threw him against the wall. There, he proceeded to go delirious, repeatedly shouting "WHAT THE -blam!-?!? THIS GAME IS HACKED! MY DAD WORKS FOR BUNGIE!". I silenced his noise by liberating his head from his body and impaling it on a pike, with the spike going through his mouth. His horror was so great, that I swear I could still hear him screaming after his headless body slumped to the ground in a pool of it's own blood. A few seconds later, his twin brother appeared and ran towards me hurling the same juvenile battle cries, but I disposed of him with ease. Then more of his identical brothers ran towards me, all screaming. Eventually, the last one appeared, but he was crying. He was the smartest one because he shouted "I HATE THIS! I CAN'T WIN! I -blam!-ING HATE THIS! LAG!" before disappearing out of existence.
YOU ALL SHOULD FOLLOW HIS ADVICE AND GIVE UP WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
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#Destiny
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Kill more young guardians
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Sir, I have a proposition if you have a moment... Us Guardians and you Fallen sure have disagreements on this whole "Who the Solar System belongs to" thing, but I think we both can agree that these Whelps of Whelps are NOT the rightful owners of this celestial land. I propose we come to a temporary truce, and work together to set up ambushes for these nitwits to walk into. A strange force prevents us Guardians from harming each other unless in certain areas, so we'll be relegated to the logistical side of things, and the Fallen will have to handle the actual killings. I look forward to hearing back from you, Noble Archon.
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Ha you noble fools, think your so good YOU HAVE FALLEN
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slew* I slew your children.
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Child murder aside, funniest post I've read in at least 35 minutes.
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Yet I would just snipe your face from afar and if you happen to get close and I think you might I have my throwing knifes and handcannons to deal with you and that happens to not stop you I will use my golden gun with keyhole and gunfighter to kill you
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Can you keep killing Guardians who are like that? We don't need them around, they hold us back.
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What rank are you? Captain? Archon? Eh, I can take ya.
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Plz stahp
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What do we call you triple face?
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C'mon Grandpa! Hang out with people your own age, you'll feel more at ease. Why are you shooting your own teammates and why the heck did you have those kids on your fireteam?
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Record their reactions to feed my ego
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Kill more of them. I approve.
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Edited by Hexal: 8/20/2014 2:48:40 AMThank god keep up the good work.