1. 30 fps automatically means shit teir gaming
2. I played five campaign missions and It didn't explain the entire story of the destiny universe
3. The diversity of loot from level 8 downward is almost non existent
4. No raid matchmaking means I have to use social skills
5. I got killed by stuff so things are OP
6. I only fought the lower tier enemies of 2 of the 4 known enemy races so that means they are all basically the same
7. I only explored one zone so I know destiny's universe is too small to warrant any real exploration
IT'S A SATIRE
Definition of satire: A SUPER SERIOUS STATEMENT MADE BY A COMPLETELY UNBIASED THIRD PARTY
S/O to judawho
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#Destiny
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Trolling 8/10
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"Got killed by stuff," dude at least you got killed by something. My hand cannon kept exploding on me even when holstered! That's how OP that weapon was, so yah, I'm with you bro. Not a good game .. .skip it :)
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Recycled comedy...
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How can you say this and the game hasn't even come out yet. Either you are a troll or you are jumping to judgement too quickly.
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Why do you want people to read such BS?
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Psh, your satire is guardian status, this one is the satire of Master Chief: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/66935192/0/0
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I must agree with you lol
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I AM SO OUTRAGED AT YOUR CRITICISM OF DESTINY, SATIRE OR NOT! ARGHHHHH!
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YAY, [i]another[/i] sarcastic thread.
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Thought he'd say at the end: CANCELED MY PRE ORDER!!!
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your a idiot i'm idiot were all idiots for reading this
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I love the 30FPS comment because that's how a LOT of PC gamers feel, and it's kinda sad.
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Wasn't sure if you were serious or not at first. 5 is when I realized beyond a doubt that this was a sarcasm post. You really had me going for a second. Bravo, sir.
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"no matchmaking means i have to use social skills" never LOLd harder!!!!11!!1one!!!boner!!!elevenbonersinmypantaloons!!!!1!one!!!!!!11!!!1!!1!
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It would only suck if a scumbag like you made it
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You should TL;DR the Satire part. People still biting bro. 7/10 would read again.
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π/∞ sucky Troll.
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mmhmm mmhmm so you downloaded this app because.......
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Nerf the sarcasm OP general users not smart enough for satire
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Do you get tired of explaining the concept of sarcasm to people?
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3545309/1/Truth-or-Dare-Gone-Bad
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[quote]1. 30 fps automatically means shit teir gaming 2. I played five campaign missions and It didn't explain the entire story of the destiny universe 3. The diversity of loot from level 8 downward is almost non existent 4. No raid matchmaking means I have to use social skills 5. I got killed by stuff so things are OP 6. I only fought the lower tier enemies of 2 of the 4 known enemy races so that means they are all basically the same 7. I only explored one zone so I know destiny's universe is too small to warrant any real exploration IT'S A SATIRE Definition of satire: A SUPER SERIOUS STATEMENT MADE BY A COMPLETELY UNBIASED THIRD PARTY S/O to judawho[/quote] Well like 5% of people agree with you you and we played about 10% of the full game. That was just the surface of earth. There are 4 other areas all brimming with loot to be found and shown off. Don't be pi key about fps. Visuals aren't everything. And if you don't like destiny so much WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FORUMS?!?!?!
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Edited by 27towels: 8/22/2014 1:28:07 AMI thought a satire was a man with goats legs and horns from greek mythology. No thats satyr, silly me. Wait "sniff" "sniff"... I smell sarcasm. Damn I've been made a fool of.