1. 30 fps automatically means shit teir gaming
2. I played five campaign missions and It didn't explain the entire story of the destiny universe
3. The diversity of loot from level 8 downward is almost non existent
4. No raid matchmaking means I have to use social skills
5. I got killed by stuff so things are OP
6. I only fought the lower tier enemies of 2 of the 4 known enemy races so that means they are all basically the same
7. I only explored one zone so I know destiny's universe is too small to warrant any real exploration
IT'S A SATIRE
Definition of satire: A SUPER SERIOUS STATEMENT MADE BY A COMPLETELY UNBIASED THIRD PARTY
S/O to judawho
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#Destiny
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Edited by Mandingo: 8/19/2014 2:27:19 PMU know, most of those Negative Title and troll/ bad joke inside I would post this : [quote]Omg! This Thread is so [b]ORIGINAL[/b]! 11/10 Very constructive-IGN[/quote] But your post is a massive failure. You didn't even mention that the game isn't even "next-gen" and PvP isn't competitive at all.
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I actually got a chuckle at the satire part.
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Cancel your pre order You ain't MLG
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Troll
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Shut up why the h311 are you evening posting if all you do is this
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Good satire!! Most of the posts are so negative so it's great to have some like yours!
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dude its just a beta
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Well said sir. You deserve a biscuit...
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12/10 for making believe you were serious
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Could be better 4/10 satire :/
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Lol lovin it
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Edited by WILLtheKILLA5: 8/19/2014 4:47:16 PM[quote]IT'S A SATIRE[/quote] -yawn- a crappy one at that. Please don't post again for awhile.
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If you've watched the trailer then why bother watch the movie?
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10/10 for maaking me beleive you were serious at first.
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8. no private matches
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I don't get it. What do goat-men have to do with anything?
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3. The diversity of loot from level 8 downward is almost non existent Do people really say that? planning on playing under 2 hours in the first 6 months are they lolol.
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8. Without private matches how am I suppose to prove I'm an elite MLG douche bag.
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5. YOU SUCK AT THE GAME!!!!!!!!
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Plus not as much lore i hoped for
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I was mildly amused. 8/10
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Satirical or not it's still a waste of time and I wish threads like this would either go away or start being funny.
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Nappa: "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his trolling level?" Vegeta: It's over NINE-THOUSAAANND! Note: I know that the 'correct' translation says 8000, not 9000, but I think the 9000 one sounds better.
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I am so not picking my nose right now....
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I do love a twinge of satire 'n tha morn.
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you do realize that your eye cant see the difference between 30fps and 60fps its a scientific fact