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8/17/2014 7:16:35 PM
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your dream girl/guy

My dream girl would have beyonces Hair. Beyonces Head. Beyonces eyes. Beyonces nose. Beyonces mouth. Beyonces ears. Beyonces neck. Beyonces upper body. Beyonces arms. Beyonces lower body. After long photoshop editing this is what my dream girl would look like [spoiler]http://www.gq.com/images/entertainment/2013/02/beyonce/beyonce-gq-1.jpg[/spoiler] she doesn't look like what I was expecting. She looks even better.
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  • >has a vagina >is not a bitch There we go.

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    • Dragon.

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    • This is literally her.

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      • She needs big titties, a big ass. Skinny but not anorexic. Then she needs blonde hair and cute blue eyes, so when she's sucking my dick I can see her beautiful eyes.

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      • Edited by afanoflafear: 8/23/2014 4:03:19 AM
        * 4'1" - 5'3" (I'm short) * C cup rack or larger, [b]nothing less![/b] * Brown hair * Green eyes * Slightly tanned skin * Thick thighs * Medium size booty (it's a turn off when her booty is too big IMO)

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        • Edited by WickedNavajo: 8/22/2014 12:24:28 AM
          I dream of some girl who enjoys the same things as I do, someone I can go to for support, and someone who can come to me when they need help. Preferably, she could be as smart as me, standing at height maybe one or two inches shorter than I, with brown hair as dark and close to black as mine--if not outright jet-black hair-- and that reaches down in length to about the height of her shoulders. Someone who tries, like me, to be a good and better person, who wouldn't think holding hands is childish, someone whose smile or giggle or laugh is so beautiful, in my opinion, that I would be motivated to try to make her smile every chance I got, and whose lithe figure I would find beautiful in any dress or skirt or sweatpants, even if she thought she looked ugly herself. Some girl who would, likewise, find me not ugly and unbearably hideous, no matter how many times I insisted I was, when that topic was brought up. I dream of someone who I could hug and snuggle with, and we would be blissfully at peace in our corner of this abysmal world. A girl who I could slow-dance with and we would not care if there were people judging us. Someone who I would be interested in, then like as a friend, and then ultimately love (because there's no love at first sight like in movies), and who would return it mutually. Who would help me become a better person and who I could help do the same. Someone who was loyal, and who I could be loyal to as well. Then at some point in time, no matter how horrible my day at work was, I would always look forward to coming home to her, and I would hope that I was good enough to do the same for. Maybe, like me, she would think herself entirely unworthy to have ever found someone that made her so happy, and then we'd laugh and go on about how the other shouldn't think that, and how we were the true unworthy one. Who would be my friend when I had none. Who I could be a friend for when hers forsook her, as well. And when we were much older, we could talk to our children and grandchildren about how we felt so blessed and grateful to have ever found each other. I dream of the girl who I would find worthy of writing paragraphs about, and who thought the same about me. I dream of the girl who I could travel the road of life with, and find happiness with. Maybe she would be my soulmate, and after we had grown old and died, the first thing we would do in heaven would be to thank God for having ever let us find our other half to be complete.

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          • Astrid Burges-Frisbey Shes the meemaid from the 4th Pirates of the Caribbean http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8Ci_PEZ8Y2s/Td-uy-fySwI/AAAAAAAAAkY/zJ2p1GqTCgI/s1600/Astrid+berges-frisbey+pirates+of+the+caribbean+hollywood+actress+hot+nude+naked+topless+puzzy+full+sexy+porn+blue+film+tits+breast+nipple+nipslip+bed+bath+theatre+street++004.jpg

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            • Let's be real here, regardless of gender, preference, or sexual orientation; the answer is Emma Watson

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              • Dream guy: me Dream girl: me as a girl

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                • Zac Efron. He's so hot. (I'm a guy)

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                  • Nice 5'7 curvy Long Redhair down to her butt with Nerddy Glasses and eyes that would make you melt

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                    • Dream girl: Sweet, generally kind-hearted and gentle. Cares about animals and people and the environment. Listens to quality music and has a respect and knowledge about art. Doesn't wear shitloads of makeup. Natural beauty. Dream guy: As far as personality, just about the same. Physically, would want a guy who is thin, but not like, gross and gangly. He's gotta have some of dem muskles. Probably would have some kind of hipster haircut, some kind of piercings. Wear bright colors. I'd want a guy with a good balance of masculinity and femininity.

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                      • Lara Croft

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                        • Food

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                          • Gandalfs Niece

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                            • My girlfriend :D

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                              • Probably a tan and skinny brunette who is nice and likes a few things that I like. [spoiler]obviously never going to happen, but this thread is about [i]dream girls.[/i] [/spoiler]

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                                • Imagination is a powerful tool... maybe too powerful. Kill it with fire.

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                                  • Honest Kind Beautiful Smart Someone who enjoyed a good conversation or debate and wouldn't take offense to opposing views Has an equally morbid sense of humor Shorter than me Gamer Cute smile Similar taste in shows and movies Very hot. Ironically I met someone who met all of these and we got along great but there's no way we could be a couple. At least not for a few years.

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                                    • Edited by Marty McFly: 8/22/2014 12:32:10 AM
                                      >Smooth skin >Can cook >Helps me with gaming >I can snuggle with >I can kiss >Always there for me >Never talks back Picture of her:

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                                      • A gamer girl...

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                                        • A mix between Ellie Kemper, Gianna Michaels, Eileen from Regular Show, and Cynthia from Malcolm in the Middle.

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                                        • Someone that defies my expectations and preconceived ideas of what I want and shows me what I need.

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                                        • Edited by Auttumnnnn: 8/18/2014 10:08:10 AM
                                          Big, pretty eyes of silver. Long, pretty hair. Soft voice that can get loud when she's excited. Enjoys playing videogames somewhat often. Wants a committed relationship with me. Good mix of girly and not-so-girly. Doesn't wear much makeup. Honest and trusting. Light skin with even lighter tan lines. Looks like she'd wear a cup size of about C. Enjoys cuddling like there's no tomorrow. Accepting of who I am and loves me that way. Kind, caring, and selfless. Knows how to cook well and enjoys it. Good height of about a bit over 5 feet tall. Knows how to push my buttons in a good way. Both strongly independent and lovingly dependent. Loves animals. Open about her emotions and concerns. Enjoys talking to me a lot. Smart and crafty. [i]Seemingly[/i] innocent around others, but not with me. Adventurous and willing to try new things. Shares a similar taste in music. Enjoys watching movies and shows I like. Either similar age or younger than myself. Looks incredible in a dress. <3 Cute freckles all over her face. Not too thin, and not too thick. Is fun and outgoing, yet adorably shy. Supports me in most all that I do. Has a cute smile that makes me happy. Incredible legs. 0.0 Doesn't overuse "I love you", but says it enough. (:

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                                          • I learned to not have dreams.

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