How long is your slong?
Please answer truthfully as this is a serious poll to see exactly where our Guardian dongs rank amongst each other. No reason to lie here because no one will see your answer. No, I'm not gay and actually don't care for most gays because I think they are gay. With that said, most girls tell me I have a nice sized dong but I don't think it's nothing special. Maybe it's because I'm tall and it doesn't look that big next to my long legs. And if the majority of answers are 9 in or bigger than this poll was a fail because there is just not that many black people on this forum.
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[quote]How long is your slong? Please answer truthfully as this is a serious poll to see exactly where our Guardian dongs rank amongst each other. No reason to lie here because no one will see your answer. No, I'm not gay and actually don't care for most gays because I think they are gay. With that said, most girls tell me I have a nice sized dong but I don't think it's nothing special. Maybe it's because I'm tall and it doesn't look that big next to my long legs. And if the majority of answers are 9 in or bigger than this poll was a fail because there is just not that many black people on this forum.[/quote] Yes
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1 ReplyWhere are we measuring from? Can we see a picture example
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1 ReplyI believe its called a schlong. My slong (longest song) is about 62 minutes long, its orchestral.
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2 RepliesIt's over 9000
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Are we talking fully torqued? If so than I got a good 7 and a 1/2 incher.
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5 Replies7-8 Woo ._.
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Its the generally Italians on average who are biggest, not the black races. And world record is held by a white guy too.
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4 RepliesI dun...
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"9" I'm pretty sure everybody picked that to look good.
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2 RepliesIts not the size of the boat. [i]Its how the ocean rocks.[/i]
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2 RepliesLonger than yours.
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Longer than yerz meatbag.
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Big enough to get the job done.
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8-9 lol yall got tiny dicks
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6.5...
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Inb498%ofFloodhasaslong9inchesorbigger
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1 ReplyTry repeating this poll in #Density
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1 Reply7 in. I'll vote 7-8
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You should put an option that just says vagina
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Edited by FatherlyNick: 8/16/2014 9:09:42 PMNot going to vote because OP is using plebian units for measurment. Get with the times OP and use SI units. Edit: A good way to find the length of your business is to make a 'gun' out of your hand and measure the straight-line distance between you thumb and your index finger. (This will not be 100% accurate all the time, but it ussualy is.)
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Hard or soft? And i am a black person on this forum
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[i]Doesn't matter anymore.[/i]
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Based on these statistics 12% of our fellow floodians are either liars or Ron Jeremy.
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Long enough B)
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2 RepliesWhat?! The poll reveals people actually telling the truth?! XD Give it a day or so, then the 9s will grow...honestly did not mean for that to be a pun....at first
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